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Sofie101

1. Sofie101
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2013 2:13pm UTC
   today, my maths teacher was saying awful things about one direction,
   i ignored it at first, but she was only saying it to wind me up.
   she was waiting for me to crack.
   &after a while, i did
   i stood up, threw my book on the floor&said,
   'your opinion is invalid. you think its okay for you to stand there and say things like that? because its not. they aren't awful people. millions of girls love them&one direction have saved them. i was suicidal&they make me happy,with their albums,interviews,video diaries&more. directioner girls are better than any of you ba****** sitting in this room right now, we are a family,so screw you all. you all make me sick&one direction are just an escape. they are perfect to me&all my fellow directioners everywhere around the world,and we dont care about what you think. if my friends were in this class right now,they'd back me up,but they aren't,so its just me. so screw you all. you're opinion is okay,but you DONT DARE insult them like that. i'm out.'
   i then got expelled.
   but i'm so proud of myself.
   
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2. Sofie101
   posted a quote
   April 12, 2013 9:50am UTC
   im a little bit lost without you
   &im just a big mess inside.
   
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3. Sofie101
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2013 4:07pm UTC
   'I wouldn't date a model, because models are perfect&perfect is boring..'
   -Niall Horan.
   Hey guys, guess who's dating a model?!
   .
   
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4. Sofie101
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2013 2:32pm UTC
   -horse burgers,
   -harlem shake,
   -one direction tour,
   -my chemical romance splitting up,
   -the cup song,
   -brit awards,
   -hot or not videos,
   -the knife song,
   -justin bieber never coming to uk again.
   ladies and gentlemen,2013.
   
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5. Sofie101
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2013 8:33am UTC
   so yesterday,
   a girl with cancer in my year wrote on facebook,
   'ive got a month left to live, and no date for the dance..'
   today,
   the most popular boy in our year,
   dumped his date for the dance, the meanest girl in our year,
   and is now taking the girl with cancer.
   guys like this give me hope:)
   
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6. Sofie101
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2013 9:41am UTC
   I can't imagine,
   my life, w i t h o u t y o u .
   
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7. Sofie101
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2013 3:05pm UTC
   hey, you.
   yes, you.
   i just wanted to say,
   that i think your beautiful.
   ~tumblr
   
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8. Sofie101
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2013 7:54pm UTC
   a witty sleepover should seriously be organised.
   
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9. Sofie101
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2013 7:42pm UTC
   me at school:
   me: out of my way peasant
   me: sh i dont like you
   me: walk faster
   me: what did you say
   me: lunch yay
   me: friends yay
   me: maths what
   me: science ew
   me: dont touch me i dont ike you
   me: stop staring at me
   me: peasant
   me: peasant
   me: peasant
   me: i want food though
   me: one direction ooh
   me: can i go home now
   .
   
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10. Sofie101
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    she's in a constant battle,
    against herself.
    
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11. Sofie101
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    i really miss drake and josh.
    just me?
    
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12. Sofie101
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    i never thought
    » IT WOULD HURT SO BAD♥ ;
    GETTING OVER
    (( YOU ))
    
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13. Sofie101
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 7:15am UTC
    what makes you beautiful;
    louis drives as slow as a turtle walks;;
    live while we're young;
    louis drives as fast as a cheetah on drugs;;
    ♥
    
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14. Sofie101
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    One Direction's//
    new album
    is going to be called
    Take Me Home.♥
    
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15. Sofie101
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 6:45am UTC
    Interviewer: When you were 12 or 13, what did you want to be when you grew up?
    Harry: I wanted to be a footballer.
    Niall: Footballer or a singer.
    Liam: I wanted to be a fireman!
    Zayn: I wanted to be a teacher.
    Louis: *Coughs* Well, I wanted to be a criminal.
    
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16. Sofie101
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 11:09am UTC
    Interviewer: Describe your naked body in three words.
    Harry Styles: A bit disappointing.
    Me: What
    My Mom: What
    My Dog: What
    Paul Higgins: What
    Obama: What
    Oprah: What
    Africa: What
    Planet Earth: What
    Mars: What
    Jesus: What
    Caroline Flack: What
    Louis Tomlinson: ...NO
    
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17. Sofie101
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 7:52am UTC
    Things Directioners Do:
    -Pigeon flies past- KEVIN! BABY! YOU SHOULDN'T BE OUT ON YOUR OWN!
    -Sees a boy wearing stripes or TOMS- LOU!?
    -Getting out of the shower- oh look, i'm naked like Hazza ;)
    -Turns TV on- AW LIAM LOVES THIS FILM!
    -When hair looks nice- I'M AS SEXY AS ZAYN.
    -Parents go shopping- FOOD. NIALL LOVES FOOD. NIALL!
    -Sees a carrot- OMG I SHOULD BUY LOUIS THIS!
    -Sees old lady- Harry would like her..mhmm. BUT HE'S MINE :(
    -Sees a Nando's- I NEED TO CHECK TO CHECK IN CASE NIALLER IS THERE.
    -Someone says 'whats up?'- HELL NO. ITS 'VAS HAPPENIN'?!
    -Sees a bow tie- OMFG HARRY. LET ME LOVE YOU BABE!
    -Sees some juice- ENERGY JUICE! ZAYN I WILL PROTECT YOU.
    -Someone holds a spoon up- GET IT OUT OF MY KITCHEN. RIGHT. NOW.
    Mom: You need a life. Stop obsessing over this little boyband.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: No.
    *all mine*
    
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18. Sofie101
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    One Direction: I want, I want, I want, to be loved by you.
    Me:
    One Direction:
    Me:
    One Direction:
    Me: I WILL NOT STOP YOU. GO AHEAD.
    blacklace
    
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19. Sofie101
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    *me in bed at night*
    me: nice and warm..
    me: oh god i need to pee *jumps out of bed and sneaks across landing and back*
    me: aaah.
    me:
    me: wait a second. how was i positioned a minute ago?
    me: *sticks one leg out*
    me: LETS PUT THIS IPOD ON SHUFFLE.
    me: no.
    me: no.
    me: not that song.
    me: what was i thinking! downloading THAT?!
    me: UP ALL NIGHT LIKE THIS ALL NIGHT, HEEEY!
    me: i wonder what one direction are doing now.
    me: *humming loudly and recieves text*
    me: OMG IM SO POPULAR!!!
    me: oh a text from mum. 'GO TO SLEEP AND SHUT UP.'
    me: well happy 11:11 to you as well...
    
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20. Sofie101
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    boy: so, you like bad boys?
    girl: yeah.
    boy:
    girl:
    boy: well, not to impress you or anything, but in the mall, i walk in through the exit sign.
    
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