me: Woo! Steve commented on my-
mom: What? Who's Steve?
me: Oh, mom, before you-
mom: Who's steve? Is that a guy?!
me: No! Wait... Yes...
mom: I told you you're not to speak to boys on the internet!
me: No, mom, you don't understand.. he's like 30
mom: 30!? WHAT!?
me: no, no, no, he made a website and over 3,000 girls-
mom: WHAT!?!?! 3,000!?!?!?
mom: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEDOPHILES THEIR ARE ON THE INTERNET!?
me: MOM, he's like, MARRIED.
mom: AND HE'S MARRIED!??!?!?!?
mom: OFF OF THE COMPUTER THIS INSTANT.
didnt really happen but, lol what if.