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  1. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    Don't you dare tell me who to be.

  2. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    NMQ/NMF
    Why do you wear a bra if you have no boobs?
    You wear pants, don't you?

  3. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    Did you ask yet?
    No, my mom's in a bad mood.

  4. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    Cool story, bro.
    In what chapter do you shut up?

  5. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    me: Shush I'm on the phone with my mom.
    best friend: PASS THE VODKA.

  6. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    me: Way to go, Captain Obvious.
    my friend: No problem, Sargent Sarcastic.

  7. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    Every night you cry yourself to sleep
    thinking, "Why does this happen to me?"

  8. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Every time I think about you,
    I have to remind myself that if you wanted to talk to me, you would.

  9. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    Why do you do this to me?

  10. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    I've drawn regret
    from the truth of a thousand lies.

  11. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 11:57pm UTC
    Mirror, mirror on the wall,
    who will catch me
    when
    I
    fall?

  12. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    Even the best
    fall down sometimes.

  13. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Just stop caring
    about what they think.

  14. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Forever alone?
    I prefer forever available.

  15. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Looking through your old quotes
    & feeling like an idiot.

  16. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Dear summer 2012,
    come at me bro.

  17. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    -------------------------------♥--------------------------------
    You helped me up
    because you wanted to see me fall again.
    -------------------------------♥--------------------------------

  18. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    The problem was that
    she loved too much,
    and he loved too many.

  19. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    .________________________.
    It's a whale.
    ......How do you have friends?
    .________________________.
    Baby whale.
    ............

  20. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    6
    Oh. My. God.
    I'm famous.
    Format by twilightgirl995

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