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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
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August 5, 2013 11:17am UTC

Can you hear the silence?
Can you see the dark?
Can you fix the broken?
Can you feel, can you feel my heart?

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 11:13am UTC

Gym Class In A Pie Chart:
Exercise
Fun
Humiliation

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永久*
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 6:07am UTC

WHAT HAPPENS IN
AN EXAM: Tik tock, mind block, pen stop, eye pop, full shock, jaw drop, time up, no luck.

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 4:45pm UTC

Facebook- "Only a cold, heartless person would scroll pa-
Me- *scroll* *scroll*

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bye*
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 5:51pm UTC

Something may have mad you sad today.
Maybe something made you angry.
Vent about it.
....↓

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 2:33pm UTC

me : *sees a pic of a skinny person*
me : *inspired for 11 seconds*

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inlovewithfinnharries
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 7:01am UTC

Imagine if Simon Cowell was your dad and you were in shower singing and he comes and knocks on the door and says "it's a no from me

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Marian*
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 10:22pm UTC

Best pick-up line ever:
''Lets go eat, I'm paying.''

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gab*
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 9:45pm UTC

one sheeran, ed direction

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Chris*
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 11:08am UTC

There are 7 billion people
on this planet who I have
not met yet, and 197
countries I have not
visited. Yet I am stuck in this
insignificant town, being
pressured into making
decisions about my future
when I barely know
who I am.

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its_ok_to_be_gay
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 10:28pm UTC

I am not afraid of..
-Muslims
-Christians
-Jewish people
-Immigrants
-Gun Owners
-Gays/homosexuals
But I am afraid of spiders

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 11:12am UTC

When I was younger, I thought that growing up meant that you didn't have
a bedtime. I have come to learn that it isn't that you don't have a bedtime, it's that you are in charge of your own bedtime and I don't think I can handle that responsibility.

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 10:08pm UTC

Before you kill yourself,
just remember
that there are
places you have not been,
and things you have not seen,
and poems to awe,
and art to draw.
Fields to walk through,
people to talk to,
music to take in,
games to win,
and books to be read.
So why,
oh why,
do you wish
to be dead?

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 10:00pm UTC

*My friend talking to a boy about me*
Friend:You have to take care of her. You have to feed her. She can't cook; she'll starve to death if you don't.
Me: I have cereal!

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irishgirl41
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 10:56pm UTC

How many
tampons
would it take
to absorb
the whole
ocean?
There are about 1,260,000,000,000,000,000,000 liters of water on earth, and 98% of that water is found in the oceans.
So 98% of that would be 1,234,800,000,000,000,000,000 liters.
If the average tampon can hold 10 cm3 of water, then it would take 1.2348 x 1023 tampons.
1.2348 x 1023 = 123,480,000,000,000,000,000,000
We need
123,480,000,000,000,000,000,000
tampons.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 7:25pm UTC

harry potter: why don't you have a nose?
he who must not be named:
dumbledore:
harry potter:
he who must not be named:
dumbledore: oh my god harry, you can't just ask people why they have no nose.

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 5:15pm UTC

"Gurl, I ain't no hipster but I can make you're hips stir." ;)
"I'm not a photographer, but I'll shoot you"

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC

FUN FACTS OF THE DAY:
1) during an hour of swimming in a pool, you will ingest 1/13 of urine.
2) in an average day, your hand comes into indirect contact with 15 penises by touching doorknobs.
3) annually, you swallow 12 public hairs from fastfood joints.
4) annually, you swallow five insects while sleeping.
5) annually, you shake hands with 3 men who have masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
you're welcome.

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Joojoobees2011
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 5:24pm UTC

Diney: Hi I'm debby ryan from Jessie, and you're watching disney channel
Me: NO!
Me: YOU'RE BAILEY!
Me: FROM SUITE LIFE ON DECK!

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lovelyandtheworld13
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 5:23pm UTC

Wouldn't it suck
if some television company took 15 teens all addicted to the computer
and they put them in an amish community
and just left them there.
and then occasionally they would have little competitions
and the reward was 30 minutes of internet.
I would pay to watch this.

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