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Soccerfata
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April 10, 2013 12:50am UTC

Google
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Everything Did you mean: the one you're thinking about right now?

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Soccerfata
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April 10, 2013 12:38am UTC

"OMG did you get braces?"
"Nah, I just bedazzled my teeth."

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Soccerfata
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April 3, 2013 2:15pm UTC

he wants to say
"i love you" but keeps it to "goodnight" - - - - - -
BECAUSE LOVE WILL MEAN SOME FALLING & SHE'S »
AFRAID OF HEIGHTS

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Soccerfata
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April 3, 2013 1:53pm UTC

I want to be the girl;
who makes your bad days better, and the one that makes you say;
"My life has changed since I met her."

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Soccerfata
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February 19, 2013 6:47pm UTC

So I get home and there's this random guy on my couch and he's like "Alright, I don't want to hurt you. Just put your stuff down and get on the ground. I just want your money." And I almost had a heart attack. I was like, "OMG, please no I don't have any money. I'm too young to die." Then he was like, "Nah man, I'm just messin with you. I'm your brothers friend. He's in the shower, I'm just waiting for him."
That guy is a genius....

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Soccerfata
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February 10, 2013 6:59pm UTC

Teacher: And therefore, $perm cells are made up of glucose.
Student: So you're saying that $perm has sugar in it?
Teacher: Technically.
Student: But it doesn't even taste li-
Teacher: What
Student: What

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Soccerfata
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February 4, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute... Wanna workout? (;

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Soccerfata
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January 26, 2013 1:14pm UTC

Most girls want a perfect relationship, I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the ones from commercials.

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Soccerfata
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January 23, 2013 12:10am UTC

Girl: Describe me in one word.
Boy: Mine <3

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Soccerfata
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January 21, 2013 3:58pm UTC

*Turns on radio*
"Shine bright like a-"
*Turns off radio*

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Soccerfata
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January 16, 2013 10:51pm UTC

My friend David got his ID stolen, so now I just call him Dav...

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Soccerfata
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January 13, 2013 2:05pm UTC

Kissing burns 5 calories per minute? No wonder I'm fat...

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Soccerfata
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January 7, 2013 9:28pm UTC

Me: "What if there was no google?"
Friend: "I don't know, google it."

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Soccerfata
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January 7, 2013 9:25pm UTC

If every kiss begins with "k" then I'm just going to assume that when you text me "k" you secretly want to make out.

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Soccerfata
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December 28, 2012 6:21pm UTC

If I were a waitress,
I would plant fake engagement rings in every girl's
champagne glass, just to see their boyfriends reaction.

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Soccerfata
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December 28, 2012 3:20pm UTC

When you yawn,
And someone starts looking at you
But you can't stop yawning,
So for about 10 seconds you're just like,
;O

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Soccerfata
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December 28, 2012 1:36pm UTC

Friend: "Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you!"
Me: "Yea... well so is a grenade..."

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Soccerfata
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December 28, 2012 1:14pm UTC

*Hiccup* *Hiccup* *Hiccup*
..Wait, I think it's over.
.....
*Hiccup*
Dang it!

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Soccerfata
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December 23, 2012 11:30pm UTC

Ordering a pizza 15 minutes before 12:00 on New Years Eve then when the pizza arrives be all like " I ordered that pizza last year... "

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Soccerfata
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December 23, 2012 10:48pm UTC

Crazy around my friends.
c l a s s y a r o u n d g u y s .
A freak around my family, but a
comeplete loss for words around you.

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