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Soccerfata

Status: Living life to the fullest. So grateful <3

Member Since: 11 Nov 2011 07:58pm

Last Seen: 7 Jun 2014 02:32am

Location: United States

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 4:27pm UTC

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Student: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Student: 10 and a dead body.

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 4:16pm UTC

*Press a toy in the store* *Won't stop making noises* Walk away, just walk away...

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Soccerfata
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November 22, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly "You can see me?"

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Don't sweat the small stuff,
K E E P Y O U R C H I N U P ,
just hang through,
A N D I F I T G E T S T O O R O U G H,
fall on your knees and pray.

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 11:53pm UTC

we are never
\
ever
/
ever
|
getting back together

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 8:21pm UTC

One day, your l i f e w i l l
f l ash before your eyes
make sure it's worth watching❤

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 10:48pm UTC

You're the reason
Behind this dorky smile( :

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 9:23pm UTC

Are you a tower?
...Because Eiffel for you! <3

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 8:45pm UTC

Stop waiting for Prince Charming.
Get up and go find him. The poor idiot maybe stuck in a
tree or something.

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 8:03pm UTC

The little girl next to me on the plane kept staring across
my seat to look out the window. She was staring so
intently that
I finally asked her what she was looking for.
“I’m looking for my dad,” she said
“My mom says he’s up in the clouds.”

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Throwing Spanish words
into your English sentences.
“Madre! I think there’s someone at the door.”
“Pass the salt por favor.”
“When you go to the store buy la leche .”
“Someone answer el telefono!”
We all do it.

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 12:54am UTC

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 12:26am UTC

You have to admit,
We kind of SUCK at this whole “being friends” thing.

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 12:17am UTC

I’m literally in shock
When a guy finds me attractive.
Just me?

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 10:50pm UTC

Find someone who can make you smile
and don't give up on them. ♥