Soccerfata

Status: Living life to the fullest. So grateful <3

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 12:37pm UTC

I didn't choose,
» TO MAKE YOU ♥ MY WORLD;
(( it just happened. And now you're a part of me. You're a piece that won't ))
FADe AWaY.

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 12:41am UTC

Charlie : "You can eat the grass?"
Willy Wonka : "Of course you can!
Everything in this room is eatable,
even I'm eatable! But that's called
"cannibalism"
my dear children and it is in fact
frowned upon in most societies."

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 10:30pm UTC

Don't Change Who You Are.
Eventually, you'll run out of things to become.♥

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Soccerfata
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December 13, 2012 7:49pm UTC

We'd make cute kids.
What?
Oh I meant hey. Sorry,autocorrect.
HAHA LOVE HIM <3

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 7:14pm UTC

What I think when my parents use my computer:
What in the world are you doing?
Why would you use Internet Explorer?
You type so slow let me type that
You spelled it wrong
Caps lock is on
Why would you click the zwinky Ad. OhMyGoodness
Scroll down, hurry up
You don’t need to double click that
Just get out of the chair and let me do it

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 1:35am UTC

I dropped my laptop off a boat,
and now it's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 1:30am UTC

That awkward moment when
you are making a stupid face and your crush looks at you.

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 1:23am UTC

Looking at your best friend
and laughing because you know what they're thinking.

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
December 7, 2012 11:38pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
w h e n a g u y a c c i d e n t l y h i t s y o u r b o o b ...

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
December 7, 2012 11:31pm UTC

How did you get that scar?
Well I WAS ALL LIKE COME AT ME BRO... AND HE DID.

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 9:51pm UTC

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: *Laughs hysterically, makes a pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls off into the sunset*

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 9:47pm UTC

My friends brother sat my mom down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with “I’M PREGENET!’ completely serious, and her mom started yelling and was like “OH MY GOD, WHAT **** I RAISED YOU TO BE RESPONSIBLE”… she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realized and quietly walked out of the room.
NMQ

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 9:41pm UTC

The most beautiful feeling is to see the person you love smiling, and it's even more beautiful to know that you're the reason why <3

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 3:57pm UTC

Just because you're hurt doesn't
mean
YOU'RE BROKEN

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Soccerfata
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November 25, 2012 2:02am UTC

"Let's watch a scary movie!" *hours later* "Dude, walk me to the bathroom."

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 10:08pm UTC

That moment when you can't finish a sentence because you're laughing so hard about the ending.

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 7:52pm UTC

Your skin isn't paper, don't cut it.
Your face isn't a mask, don't hide it.
Your body isn't a book, don't judge it.
Your life isn't a film, don't end it.
Promise me?

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 7:24pm UTC

Worth the reading:
Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure Me: Promise You won't get mad ... ... ... ...
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Hmmm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Friends: Why are you so nice to everyone?
Me: You never know what they're going through, the least I can do is be nice to them.

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 7:13pm UTC

"On average, there are seven people in the world that look similar to you."
I would like to meet these people and apologize.

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