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yourcool
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 5:00pm UTC

that time of year is approaching:
-scary lawn decorations
- terrifying tv programs-
people in costumes going door to door
it's election season.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 1:40pm UTC

things i never learned in high school:
- how to do taxes
- what taxes are
- how to vote
- what politics are
- how to write a reusme/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- how to write a check/balance a check book
- anything to do with banking
- how to do loans for college
- how to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- how to buy a house or a car
but boy am i f/cking glad that i know the pythagorean theorm.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 9:16pm UTC

i was on some website and i saw this:
"my ten year old brother asked if i ever went to a one direction signing, that he would like to come with
her: why do you want to go? you hate when i talk about one direction or hear their music.
brother: i want to thank them for something.
her: what for?
brother: making the scars on your wrist dissapear."
faith in the lower generation has been restored.

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC

"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 2:53pm UTC

You know that quiet girl in class?
Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

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annalove26
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Person: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: Kill zombies.
Person: But zombies don't exist..
Me: Have you ever seen one?
Person: No...
Me: YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU UNGREATFUL PEASANT.

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itsamadworld
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 8:24pm UTC

If Romney would have won,
People would blame everything on him.
"Damn it's cold outside."
"Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 5:36pm UTC

is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year?

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 7:53pm UTC

youtube is so addicting.
i click on a music video and the next thing you know, i'm watching how to make ice cream.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 7:10pm UTC

remember when on disney channel they
did a Hannah Montana, Suite Life and That's so Raven mix episode and it was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to you?

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KristinaBrunicardi
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 5:31pm UTC

here's to the girls...
who want to date an a t h l e t e,
simply to wear a
h o o d i e with his
last name on the back..
♥

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yourcool
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November 15, 2012 7:33pm UTC

"on average, there are seven people in the world that look similar to you."
i would like to meet these people and apologize.

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 3:52pm UTC

I just figured it out why people call themselves sociallyawkward penguins
Penguins can't break the ice.
format by br0kenwings

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Pants without pockets: why
Pants with fake pockets: okay now you're just being rude

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 5:33pm UTC

little old ladies in wheelchairs with
blankets over their legs. you aren't fooling anyone. we know you'e retired mermaids.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 2:26pm UTC

Summary of 2012
-Stop Kony
-Honey Boo Boo
-Olympics
-Gangnam Syle
-Hurricane Sandy

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musicaddict27
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 3:10pm UTC

What if Gangnam Style
is actually a giant rain dance, and we brought the hurricane on ourselves?

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styles*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 4:31pm UTC

There are 364 days
until Christmas
and people already have their lights up.
unbelievable.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 7:12pm UTC

when i laugh at jokes on the internet,
i don't even laugh. i just blow more air out of my nose than usual.

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wampler9238
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 10:28am UTC

Demi is a brunette and has bangs
Selena is back on Disney.
Miley is back in the recording studio
Justin is single
.
Ladie's and Gents we're back in 2009

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