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  1. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2010 4:40pm UTC
    It's tough to stay awake when your pajamas are always tired ®

  2. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 29, 2010 4:32pm UTC
    When people say it's the dog days of summer, what kind of dogs are they talking about??? Like Chihuahua days??? Labradoodle days? I'm so confused . . .

  3. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 29, 2010 4:11pm UTC
    Records vs. Cassettes vs. CDs vs. MP3s vs. African Grey Parrots
    Where do you stand?

  4. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 29, 2010 4:08pm UTC
    Its pretty insane how angry
    piñatas make everybody

  5. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 29, 2010 4:04pm UTC
    Panda bears are good listeners, But they're full of secrets

  6. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 29, 2010 3:56pm UTC
    The first time i had a Mcflurry
    I thought the spoon was also a straw

  7. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 29, 2010 3:54pm UTC
    The only thing better than a skittles bag, is a skittles bath
    Soak the Rainbow

  8. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 29, 2010 3:48pm UTC
    Its been a rough month for my ice cube garden
    :[

  9. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 29, 2010 12:59pm UTC
    When your right,
    No one remembers
    But when your wrong,
    No one forgets

  10. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 29, 2010 1:54am UTC
    Tuesdays coming, did you bring your coat?
    I live in a giant bucket :D
    (Evil snowman grows on the head)
    F*ck xD
    (Pig with tentacles flies by)
    Haha I <3 Rejected Cartoons

  11. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 29, 2010 1:50am UTC
    *DoorBellRings*
    Me: "Hi"
    Pizza Guy: "Hi that will be $32.79"
    Me: ok umm can i keep the box???
    Pizza Guy: umm suree?(confused)
    Me: PHEW! thanks :D
    I <3 pizza!
    ^^^ actually happened

  12. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 29, 2010 1:38am UTC
    My dog makes
    quaking noises
    When he
    SLEEPS ...

  13. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 29, 2010 1:33am UTC
    "Goin up the stairs, goin down the stairs, goin up the stairs, goin down the stairs, goin up the stairs, goin down the stairs"
    Haha I ♥Family Guy

  14. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 29, 2010 1:08am UTC
    Yelling
    "DIE"
    When your k*lling a bug

  15. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 4:28pm UTC
    I wish life came with a
    remote
    ◄◄ rewind ► play ▌▌pause ►►fast forward
    mine dont jock

  16. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 28, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    "GO TO YOUR ROOM" isn't really a punishment anymore . . .

  17. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 28, 2010 4:17pm UTC
    I hate when people volunteer to read in class . . and can't read

  18. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 28, 2010 4:12pm UTC
    MY FREAKING LOCKER WON'T OPEN!!!!
    oh wrong locker . . .

  19. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 28, 2010 1:39pm UTC
    WHERE WERE YOU!
    Chill Mom I was in Narniia

  20. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
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    August 28, 2010 1:37pm UTC
    When . I . Read . Stuff . Like .
    This . The . Voice . In . My .
    //Head . Takes . Pauses .

:)

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