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1. hailstorm37
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
   Lick your lips 3 times
   blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
   I bet you will sneeze or yawn.
   
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2. xxLonelyLoverxx
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2012 7:29pm UTC
   COMMENT if you're straight.
   COMMENT if you're gay.
   COMMENT if you're lesbian.
   COMMENT if you're bisexual.
   COMMENT if you're pansexual.
   FAVORITE [♥] if you don't think it matters.
   nmq
   
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3. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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4. dancergrl101
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2012 3:29pm UTC
   We all have that friend
   that acts innocent, but understands all the dirty jokes
   
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5. Lucy120
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2012 4:29pm UTC
   Hold your finger in the middle of the face while clicking ♥fave♥ and see what happens....
   ::•::•::•::•::•::•::•::
   ☺
   ::•::•::•::•::•::•::•::
   
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6. LuvStruckTeen
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2012 2:09pm UTC
   Girls are like apples.
   The
   best ones
   are on top
   but the boys dont want to
   reach for them because they're afraid
   of falling and getting hurt. So instead, they
   settle for the rotten one's on the bottom
   that aren't good, but easy.
   So the think
   apples on top
   something
   is wrong
   They
   with them, when in reality they're
   amazing
   just have to wait for
   right boy to come
   the one who's brave enough
   To climb,
   all the way to the top
   .
   
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7. SparksFlyxXx
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 8:49pm UTC
   Remember In Elementary School When-Justice Was The Hollister We Know Today?-When we actually had a recess -We cried only when we got physically hurt, not heartbreakingly scarred -When everyone was friends with everyone? -When friends didn't become backstabbers -When you didn't have to study to get an A -When you were much happier -When you didn't have to bleed every month, just because you're a girl ♥ Fave if you remember any of these ..... comment the ones i missed ♥
   
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8. jimmy365
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 9:51pm UTC
   How high are you?
   5'11"
   
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9. jimmy365
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 9:43pm UTC
   Get answer wrong
   ☟
   never raise hand again.
   format by jimmy365
   
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10. jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    I like the people who can keep
    the conversation going,
    no matter how random the topics get.
    tumblr/ format by jimmy365
    
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11. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote
    if your name is Brianna.
    
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12. BTRusher143
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Best Childhood Memory;
    Falling asleep on the couch,
    and waking up in your bed.
    I CAN TELEPORT.
    
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13. dave franco*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    Favorite for the Hunger Games
    Comment for Breaking Dawn Part II
    
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14. LovelyLaemmle
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Most relationships fail not
    because of absence of love
    a but because girls love too much
    &&
    Boys love too many
    mq / nmf
    
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15. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    Seix jokes aren't funny.
    I mean cium on guys.
    
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16. mrsbieberr06
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    69% of all people
    will find something dirty in this sentence.
    
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17. ssSoXFN13
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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18. ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Today I found a penny, it reminded me of you. Worthless and found in everyone's pants...
    format by jimmy365
    
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19. jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    when a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, its happiness
    if its from the left, its pain.
    nmf
    
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20. NikkiBeKillin
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    I hate the new sound Witty makes when you press fave /:
    ♥
    Format by twilightgirl995
    
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