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  1. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 9:09am UTC
    Please watch our version of Sweet Brown "Ain't Nobody got time for that" if you want a great laugh! Thanks!(:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xZrSEqkr5E

  2. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
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    January 4, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    When someone yells stop, I don't know if...
    It's in the name of love.
    It's Hammer Time.
    Or if I should collaborate and listen.

  3. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
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    January 4, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    An ugly
    personality destroys a pretty face.

  4. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    If you want to have a good laugh please watch this! Thanks!(:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xZrSEqkr5E

  5. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
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    January 3, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    Watch this! It is pretty funny!!(:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xZrSEqkr5E

  6. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
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    December 14, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    I just can't imagine what is going through someones mind when they kill innocent little children. What did they ever do to deserve this? I really can't stand to hear all of these horrible stories where all these innocent people are killed. My prayers go out to all the families and friends of the victims of this horrible tragedy<3.

  7. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
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    December 7, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Everyone's middle name should be, Motherf*ckin.
    Try it. Doesn't it sound so great?

  8. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    It's Friday. Enough said.

  9. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
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    December 2, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Gets period Sunday night.
    Wow. Just perfect. Thanks so much! This should be a fun week of school!

  10. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 9:46am UTC
    There's no panic like trying to press "End Call" when you make an accidental call.

  11. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
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    November 23, 2012 9:44am UTC
    *Looking at graffiti on a bridge*
    Some people: That's vandalism!
    Other people: That's art!
    Me: How the heck did they get up there?

  12. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
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    November 21, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    May your stuffing be tasty
    May your turkey be plump,
    May your potatoes and gravy
    Have nary a lump.
    May your yams be delicious
    And your pies take the prize,
    And may your Thanksgiving dinner
    Stay off your thighs!
    HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!(:

  13. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
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    November 21, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Happiness is a room full of books & a closet full of shoes.
    What are yours? Fill in the lines!

  14. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
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    November 21, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    One does not simply drive home from McDonalds without eating any fries.

  15. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
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    November 21, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    I'll be there in 5 minutes, if not, read this again.

  16. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
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    November 21, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Go ahead. Judge me. Just remember to be perfect the rest of your life.

  17. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
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    November 21, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.

  18. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
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    November 19, 2012 11:19am UTC
    Does anyone else not have school today??(:

  19. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
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    November 19, 2012 11:10am UTC
    Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.

  20. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
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    November 19, 2012 11:06am UTC
    Night before school: I want to look attractive tomorrow.
    Morning of school: Nevermind.

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