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  1. tarahtnt tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 4:41pm UTC
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  2. inbetweenersdance inbetweenersdance
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    ONE DIRECTION ORDERING FOOD
    PAUL: Ok boys, get whatever you want
    NIALL: I want a cheeseburger
    HARRY: Louis, lets split a meal and eat it together tonight
    LOUIS: Sure, we can eat it in bed
    NIALL: Chicken fingers....
    PAUL: Harry stop touching Louis and order your food
    NIALL: French Fries....
    LIAM: i would like some cookies and milk
    NIALL: ice cream...
    ZAYN: is there a bathroom here? i need a mirror.
    PAUL: no Zayn, you're good
    NIALL: COKE...
    LOUIS: MY ORDER NAME IS TERRRRRRANCE
    LIAM: IM SOOOO SORRY I FORGOT TO SAY PLEASE WHEN I ORDERED MY FOOD
    NIALL: ONION RINGS......
    PAUL: NIALL DONT YOU THINK THATS ENOUGH FOOD ?
    NIALL: ANOTHER CHEESEBURGER...
    ZAYN: PAUL I NEED A MIRROR NOW
    HARRY: LOUIS ORDER US A DRINK TO SPLIT
    NIALL: COOKIE
    PAUL: WHY DIDNT I JUST ORDER FOR THEM?

  3. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    when i was little,
    [♥] [♥] [♥] i used to think that the "D" in the Disney logo was just some random
    spiral.

  4. calgal23 calgal23
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Cheesey Pick Up Lines
    Are you Jamaican?
    Cuz you're Jamaican me crazy (;
    Should I start a series? 1 ♥ = YES

  5. completeinhim completeinhim
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    MAYBE SHE'S NOT PRETTY
    or sexy, or smart
    MAYBE SHE CAN'T GET THE GUY
    or make a lot of friends.
    but she loves with her whole heart,
    regardless of who you are
    AND IF THAT'S NOT TRUE BEAUTY
    i dont know what is.

  6. kyhricak kyhricak
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    *sneezes*
    normal people-
    bless you!
    liam payne-
    oh bless your soul and heart and all that is good
    in the world hallelujah may you recover from that awful sneeze.

  7. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    If only you
    could,
    delete feelings the
    same way you
    delete
    text messages.
    t e v e r
    We'll still love each other, forever and always.

  8. eminem23 eminem23
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Girl:
    She runs into her room, slams the door, and cries like she never has before. She shuts the world out; her only friends are Ben&Jerry and her iPod. She sits there all night thinking of how it went wrong, why she let him go. She thinks to herself, "He'll never want me back."
    Boy:
    He screams, throws his phone and it shatters against the wall. He falls down and silently weeps, thinking of everything he did wrong. He rolls the joint, chugs the bottle, and tries to forget her beautiful face. He tries to sleep, but can't. He thinks, "She'll never take me back."

  9. squirrel1515 squirrel1515
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    May 18, 2012 8:24pm UTC
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  10. 2aMp2 2aMp2
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2010 7:11pm UTC
    I cry
    Never gonna hold the hand of another guy
    Too young for him they told her
    Waitin' for the love of a travelin' soldier
    Our love will never end
    Waitin' for the soldier to come back again
    Never more to be alone when the letter said
    A soldier's coming home
    Traveling Soldier by the Dixie Chicks

  11. nhbr65150 nhbr65150
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    Hehe Yess,
    We call each other
    B.F.F.'S
    && He also happens
    To be my favorite
    United States Soldier
    <3

  12. kristee7xox kristee7xox
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2009 1:35am UTC
    my prince charming is a United States Soldier
    Credit to photobucket(:
    I will say i hate the army, but i love my boyfriend (:
    && i only hate the army, because it can take him away from me.

  13. LynnHa LynnHa
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 4:53am UTC
    Dear Sleepin g Bea ut y
    I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man. All you had to do was wake up., and Sincerely, Mulan

  14. alyssa112 alyssa112
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2008 1:39pm UTC
    One day I will join the Army.
    I am going to go to exotic places.
    Meet some strange people.
    Drop bombs on them.
    Gonna be Army Strong:)

  15. xnothingxxpersonalx9 xnothingxxpersonalx9
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2009 1:07pm UTC
    Today at school there were army recruiters
    I jokingly said to my friend "the only army I'll be joining is Dumbledores".
    One of the recruiters overheard me and walked over.
    I thought he was going to give me a huge speech
    about how important the army is and we need to respect it.
    Instead, he high fived me. I think Im in love.
    M L I A

  16. gilmoregirl_ gilmoregirl_
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    Today I was waiting on line
    at the store. The guy on line in front of my mom & I was complaining about how the army was doing their jobs.
    I had an uncle that was in the army. He passed away 5 months ago. I looked at my mom who had tears in her eyes. I looked at the guy and said
    "Hey you! Have you ever even been in the army?"
    With a shocked look on his face he said "No"
    "Then don't talk about how there doing there jobs. There trying to keep us safe. You have no right to talk about people who are saving your life and fighting for our freedom every day"
    He then asked me "Why do you care if i do or not"
    I answered
    "I had an uncle in the army, He died fighting for you, My dad was also in the army and my brother is going into it too. Think before you open that huge mouth of yours"
    The whole store clapped for me. ♥ nmq


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  18. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 1:15am UTC
    All I want is a dream life life
    With the ones I love, playing all day long, laying back by the water side, with nowhere to go, and the music on.
    All I want is my dream life to be my real life.
    How could that be wrong?
    All we have is this life so make it be what you want.
    -Colbie Caillat

  19. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 12:54am UTC
    I used to hang on every word
    Each lie was more absurd
    [Kept me so insecure]
    But now that's over
    -SR-71


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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