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  1. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 11:05am UTC
    Spongebob Quotes #4
    Spongebob: Wey, wook it's Widward!
    (laughing)
    Squidward: What?
    Spongebob: Widward's woing to work.
    (more laughing)
    Patrick: Where...does he work? Wat the Wusty Wab?

  2. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 10:58am UTC
    Oh, this is gonna be a
    GOOD LIFE ♥

  3. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 10:44am UTC
    Spongebob Quotes #3
    Spongebob: It will be just like a sleepover!
    Only we'll be sweaty and covered in GREASE!

  4. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    I love staring
    at people while i'm in my car & they're in theirs :)

  5. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    Come on and we'll sing,
    like we were free
    Push the pedal down,
    watch the world around
    fly by us
    Come on and we'll try,
    one last time
    I'm off the floor one more time
    to find you ♥
    Nothing Left To Lose ~ Mat Kearney

  6. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    The best feeling in the world...
    watching a sunset on the top of a hill.

  7. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    The best feeling in the world...
    falling asleep to a song so beautiful it makes you want to cry.

  8. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 8:14pm UTC
    The best feeling in the world...
    getting a free cookie from someone

  9. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 11:05pm UTC
    Those mannequins with hair
    FREAK ME OUT.

  10. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    WHEN I WAS LITTLE
    I THOUGHT BROWN COWS
    MADE CHOCOLATE MILK.

  11. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    The best feeling in the world...
    waking up to sun shining through your window

  12. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    The best feeling in the world...
    running barefoot through hot sand

  13. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    Once I get in the shower
    I never want to leave.

  14. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    When you're happy like a fool
    LET IT TAKE YOU OVER.
    When everything is out,
    YOU GOTTA TAKE IT IN.
    GOOD LIFE ~ ONEREPUBLIC

  15. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    I MAKE THE WEIRDEST FACES
    WHEN BRUSHING MY TEETH.

  16. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    The best feeling in the world...
    drinking hot cocoa after sledding for hours

  17. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    Terry:
    If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
    Allen:
    OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
    Terry: How you gonna do that?
    Allen:
    We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
    Allen: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.
    Love this movie!!

  18. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    The best feeling in the world...
    holding his hand

  19. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    Why the heck do people draw the sun with
    sunglasses?
    What is it protecting itself from?

  20. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    *Drops paper*
    *Paper is picked up by the kid next to you*
    *Drops paper again*
    *Kid gives you weird look*

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