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ThatsSoMeee
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October 21, 2011 5:11pm UTC

Cop : "Lets do a drug test"
Me: "Cool,which drugs are we testing?"

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xhighwayunicorn
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October 31, 2011 9:12pm UTC

Tonight, a girl dressed as Taylor Swift came up to my door. As she was halfway through saying 'Trick-or-Treat', a boy dressed as Kanye West pushed her aside and said, 'Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, but I think Beyonce deserves the most candy of all time.'
They each got extra candy.
MLIA.

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TheGirlWhoLived
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October 19, 2011 2:02pm UTC

Kim Possible: Ron & his rat.
Harry Potter: Ron & his rat.
Jersey Shore: Ron & his rat.

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hannahlovesxox
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October 31, 2011 7:19pm UTC

i want to be someone's last call of the night,
and their first thought in the morning. ♥

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emilxo
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November 7, 2011 4:59pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
That one person who screams
"It's snowing!"
in the middle of class. ♥

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idance
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October 22, 2011 4:08pm UTC

yelling random numbers
when someone's counting.

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Jade672

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November 4, 2011 12:22pm UTC

Kim Kardashian's marriage
was shorter than the line of trick or treaters at casey anthonys house
credit;yourbackbonebroseph

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confessions_of_a_cutter
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November 7, 2011 6:26pm UTC

Format by XxprettxX
Girl: I'm depressed.
Society: You're overreacting.
Girl: I cut myself.
Society: It's for attention.
Girl kills herself.
Society: We didn't see the signs.

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Jade672

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November 9, 2011 1:42pm UTC

ADMIT IT
You once made a little kid cry,and then made them laugh so you would'nt get in trouble.

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Jade672

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October 17, 2011 7:11pm UTC

Chat
Friend lists | Options
Weird guy ●
Who are you again? ●
Aunt ●
Are you ever offline? ●
Please don't talk to me ●
Crush כ

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xoalicecullenxo
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October 30, 2011 5:26pm UTC

November 1st
the day everyone magically "gets sick" & doesn't go to school

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Ralph*
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November 3, 2011 3:13pm UTC

Don't be the girl chasing a million
guys, have a million guys chase you.♥

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rmb639
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October 18, 2011 5:02pm UTC

Parent:
"Well when I was your age...."
Me:
"SHUT THE F*CK UP WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE YOU RODE DINOSAURS!"

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idance
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October 18, 2011 4:29pm UTC

awkward eye contact with
someone attractive.♥

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JordanWitty
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October 17, 2011 8:15am UTC

so my mom told me to quit witty because
she thinks everyone is old men creepinn .
lol. fav if your not old men creeping. (:

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ThatsSoMeee
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November 7, 2011 3:42pm UTC

ThatsSoMeee
EVERY MORNING
Me:I really can't stay.
Bed:But baby, it's cold outside.

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