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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. daniixoxo32 daniixoxo32
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2009 11:22pm UTC
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  3. x_forbidden_x x_forbidden_x
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2009 11:15am UTC
    God...
    is someone just like
    Santa that someone
    forgot to tell their kids
    isn't real.

  4. xballerrrx12x xballerrrx12x
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2009 1:49pm UTC
    Today I noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy,
    and all you see is his head and arms sticking out of the water.
    I bet he's not laughing out loud anymore.
    MLIA

  5. xosportgurl13ox xosportgurl13ox
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2009 1:55pm UTC
    No, this isn't a catfight...
    there's a
    Female Dog
    in the playing field ;)
    xosportgurl13ox
    fave if you get it

  6. he_could_be_the_one he_could_be_the_one
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2009 2:11pm UTC
    &+ FAVORITE THIS IF ;;
    You die a little inside when you don't see your school on the closed list.
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you buy mascara because you think the bottle looks cool.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you realize that it always goes silent when you're about to say something weird.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    there is nothing worse than a rejected high 5.
    you radomly daydream and then realize your staring at someone by mistake.
    you wonder why swiper listens to dora when she says, "swiper no swiping"
    you think whoever named the orange "the orange" was an idiot.
    you are willing to risk salmonella to eat raw cookie dough.you go to the bathroom to stall you love to get sugar high(:
    you hate getting texts that only say "k"
    you randomly laugh because you remebered something funny.
    you pretend to sleep when your parents enter your room.
    you say such and such way too often.
    you are madly in love with taylor launter.
    OMG - HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND! you HATE waking upfor school.
    you hate people that dont text back.
    you'd rather search your whole house for the remote, than get up and turn on the t.v
    you were alive when pluto was a planet.
    because you didn't do your homework.
    you hate it when you sleep at someones house and you wake up AGES before them.
    you hate it when the teacher erases everything on the board except one mark.
    WHEN YOU READ CAPITALS, THERE IS A SHOUTING VOICE IN YOUR HEAD.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    you walk into a room, forget why you went there, walk out, and remeber.
    you re-read a conversation a million times because it made you smile(:
    when you die, you give permission to your friends to change yor status to, "is dead"
    you get called by your last name.
    you will never fake a sugar high.
    you automatically change the page to google when yr parents walk in.
    You love sparklers!
    you love fireworks.
    when you were little you watched raindrops to see which one 'won'.
    waking up and finding you have a snow day!
    Dude calm down its gym class...
    if you have ever pushed a door that said pull
    I get off the computer cause im bored.. 5 minutes later i'm back.
    I dont care if the spieders not hurting anyone.. I want it dead, end of story.
    Or dont talk to me.. thats cool too..
    OMG I WAS JOKING!
    you hate how sarcasum doesnt travel over text or im.
    &+ Favorite this is you so didnt take time to read that list of
    '----> facebook groupsss :D

  7. kaitlynamazing96 kaitlynamazing96
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 10:44am UTC
    Did you know...
    111,111,111 X 111,111,111
    =
    12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321

  8. Highstar16 Highstar16
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 12:19pm UTC
    I was blown away
    when I found out about GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle.com

  9. Highstar16 Highstar16
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 12:24pm UTC
    My Mind Was Blown
    When I Discovered SWIMS Upsidedown is SWIMS

  10. justin_bieber_xo justin_bieber_xo
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 3:26pm UTC
    &* I know I'm not the only one
    that laughs during serious moments
    no credit

  11. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 3:51pm UTC
    Why yes I can make a sexual
    reference out of everything!

  12. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 7:04pm UTC
    It felt so strange.
    So different.
    I know it's only natural.
    Still I was shocked
    by the spark that passed between us.
    When you rubbed your feet on the rug
    and poked me.

  13. Tumblerxcheer Tumblerxcheer
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 7:57pm UTC
    For a school project, I had a few classmates come over to my house to complete it. When one friend didn't show up, I used my cell phone to call his house. What I didn't realize was that I accidently called my own house. When the lady on the other end anwsered, I asked if my friend was there, so she went to check. A few seconds later my mom came downstairs to asked if Nick was here yet, I said no, so she went back upstairs to tell me on the phone that Nick wasn't there.
    HAHAH! my bro and me are cracking upp!

  14. lilcrottty1313 lilcrottty1313
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 8:49pm UTC
    oh, it looks nice out;
    [(then you walk outside)]
    holy crap it's freezing;

  15. sweetart33 sweetart33
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 8:54pm UTC
    Dear Santa,
    Can you give me the numbers of the boys
    on the naughty list?
    credit to teamxxjacward for border&bkground

  16. Highstar16 Highstar16
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 10:22pm UTC
    I used to
    make foam beards in the bath when i was younger.

  17. gabiyu101 gabiyu101
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2009 12:08am UTC
    Yes im the type of girl
    Who still Makes [Imagenary]
    Family Trees With her Friends<3
    yes i am my friends "daughter"
    and my dad is her boyfriend
    and i have 3 kids =]

  18. Psycho_Maniac Psycho_Maniac
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2009 1:12am UTC
    As I sit and listen to these old songs I've found that I forget the words. So I listen and replay all the phrases and mimick all the chords. Verse after verse, word for word, the keys won't stick in my head. I finally figuered that I'm sick of this dreary old tune and in need of a new melody, but as I search and scroll I suddenly realize you can't replace something that's everywhere. You can't erase something in perminent pen, invisible ink may disappear but in the end it's still there. So what is to become of these old songs? That is for me to find out and for you to second-guess.
    (<creditt to mee>)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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