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  1. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 11:29am UTC
    It is not a lack of love
    but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

  2. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 11:55am UTC
    Is it just me,
    Or does anyone else still sip their soup trying to annoy their parents?

  3. Magic_Eight_Ball Magic_Eight_Ball
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 11:56am UTC
    You had me at
    "Don't worry I brought food"

  4. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    To all you people who exit my room and leave the
    door open just a tiny bit...
    I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    How to kill a spider:
    1) Get a tissue.
    2) Approach the spider.
    3) Burn down the house.

  7. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    The next iPhone needs to replace Siri with the voice of Morgan Freeman.

  8. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    Spongebob: With imagination I can be anything I want! Like a pirate!
    Patrick: A starfish!
    Squidward: Patrick, you’re already a starfish.

  9. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    Phone: *One new message*
    Me: *Runs for phone*
    Me: *Jumps over sofa*
    Me: *Runs a marathon*
    Me: *Swims Atlantic Ocean*
    Me: *Pushes mom out of the way*
    Me: *Grabs phone*
    Phone: K


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    When did
    Restrooms become photo booths?
    tumblr

  13. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    Dumb Law#1
    In Alabama, It is illegal to wear a moustache that can cause laughter in a church
    Format: noura1099

  14. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    *three hours AFTER my parents left the house*
    sister: ...where are mom and dad?

  15. Laughs Laughs
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    What if I told you
    Zac Efron never sung in highschool musical?
    Your whole life is a lie.
    ~

  16. ecawesomeness ecawesomeness
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    How can I un-install my period?
    Please help!!!
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    Well I heard that if you install Pregnancy, you can get rid of it for 9 months, but then you get this annoying
    pop-up that doesn't go away for 18 years, maybe more.
    format credit jimmy365 || nmq

  17. KissMyAxe* KissMyAxe*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 12:08am UTC
    Friend 1: I WASN'T THAT DRUNK!
    Friend 2: You ran through the grocery store screaming at the pineapple SPONGEBOB COME OUTSIDE I WANNA MEET YOU!!!!!

  18. laura16 laura16
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 12:55am UTC
    After reading this you will
    notice that the the brain
    doesn't notice the
    second "the"

  19. laura16 laura16
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 1:01am UTC
    Maths problem: "Jane bought 72 sofas..."
    Me: "Who the hell would buy 72 sofas?!?"

  20. Kawaiichan Kawaiichan
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 1:49am UTC
    They should make an album of songs done by each one of taylor swift's ex boyfriends, telling their side of the story

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