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  1. cheybearx2 cheybearx2
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Everybodys waiting for you to breakdown, everybodys watching to see the fallout.

  2. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    You are so beautiful.
    No, I'm not. I have tan lines, brown eyes, a big nose, dull hair, fat thighs, thin lips, ragged nails, and my dress size is double digits.
    Your tan lines mean you have fun outside. I've fallen in love with your brown eyes. Your nose is exactly perfect. Your lips are amazing to kiss. Your bitten nails mean your strong, you've handled stress. Your thighs are muscular, not fat. And you look gorgeous in dresses, no matter what their size. You are beautiful, and your argument is invalid.

  3. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Boy: *make a quote about every girls is beautiful*
    (Chat)
    Girl: Heeeey!
    Boy: Dont talk to me cause you are so ugly.
    i know there are some boys who are like this.
    Boys this is why girls dont believe you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Teacher: You're late.
    Student: I'm late?
    Teacher: You missed an entire period.
    Student:
    Teacher:
    Student:
    Teacher:
    Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?.

  6. Scotteh Scotteh
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    * picking my kid up from school in 25 years
    Me: yo shawty, leggo
    Kid: dad please, not this again
    Me: stop being a hater, yolo
    Kid: you're embarrasing me
    Me: swag.

  7. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:08am UTC
    My time has come,
    and so I'm gone.
    To a better place,
    far beyond.
    I love you all,
    as you can see.
    But it's better now,
    because I'm free.

  8. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Deja Poo :
    the feeling that you’ve heard this crap before.
    format credit: littleleftofthemiddle

  9. SayingWhatMeFeel SayingWhatMeFeel
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 10:10am UTC
    I think wearing Make-up Is like a coloring book.Some people like to color realistic and natural.Some like tocolor bright and bold.Some color precise and neat.Some color a bitsloppy.Some like to color the whole page.Some don't like to color at all.BUT when you're judging a girl because you don't like the way she does her make-up is ridculous. YOU are bashing her forfeeling secure, because without it she feels ugly that's WRONG.Girls, if you don't like to wear make-up and another girl does DON'T call her fake. It just means she likes to color more than you.

  10. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    person: you're ugly
    Me: shhh do you hear that?
    person: hear what?
    Me: its the winds of me not giving a f.uck
    Me: (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。 ・゜*

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more!
    *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    Girl: Where is he?
    Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
    Girl: (Starts crying)
    Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

  12. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Me: I just had a slushie. my tongue is blue.
    Him: my tongue is red
    Me: lets make purple
    Him: lol no

  13. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    Telling someone who does
    self harm to 'just stop' is like telling a person with no legs
    to 'just run.'

  14. BreKee15 BreKee15
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    Sometimes i wish i was a bird...
    So i could fly over certain people & s h i t on their heads.
    -Tumblr.

  15. gigiroxx6900 gigiroxx6900
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change...
    Except the direction I'm walking in.
    - Jenna Marbles ♥

  16. mynameissimran mynameissimran
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Dear William and Kate,
    If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?
    Sincerely,
    Just Curious

  17. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    No headphones= You can talk to me.
    1 headphone= You can talk to me if I like you.
    2 Headphones= F*ck off


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    Before you ask someone why they hate you,ask yourself why you care.

  20. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    An 8th Grade Class
    Teacher: Okay class, in body language, what would a smile mean?
    Kid 1: Happy
    Teacher: Good! Anything Else?
    Kid 2: Excitement
    Teacher: Good, anything else? There's one more
    *no one raises their hand*
    *finnaly a kid raises hand*
    Kid who never talks: Well, it usually means that they are actually not happy at all and just need someone to know that they are not okay.

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