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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
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February 2, 2014 1:10am UTC

He
Left.

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24601*
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February 6, 2014 4:35am UTC

The church sign by my crib says,
"Whoever is praying for snow, please stop."

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Cammie
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June 7, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full".
That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Nipple squirrel ham

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Bitter_Sweet
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June 6, 2013 11:13am UTC

Flies.
They're able to enter through a two inch cracked window.
Yet can't figure out how to leave through the wide open door.

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CharliesTheName
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June 5, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Me: Ughhh finals are coming up soon.
Everyone: Finals?
Everyone: Are you in summer school?
Everyone: School ended 3 weeks ago.
Me: No, my school is just scared of weather changes so we end school at the end of June.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
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June 3, 2013 5:53pm UTC

Alexander saved me from dying today,
On the date that would be our 6 months.
He pushed me away from a car
He's dead and he still saves me.
Why couldn't i save you?
Just like you always did,
You amaze me.
Rest in peace Perfection.
Though days go by and you are no longer here,
I treasure the memories of when you were near.
</3

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...*
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May 28, 2013 10:04pm UTC

I wish that disney would stop making new shows
and start replaying all the old ones instead. Anyone else?

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Maddi Motionless*
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May 28, 2013 11:51am UTC

What is "emo" anyways? It's short for EMOtional, you have no right to call someone that. It's also a style of music, calling someone "emo" doesn't make any sense. If you think it's always someone who cuts themselves you're wrong, emotinal people don't always cut themselves.
Stop using labels.

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chocomickey14
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May 28, 2013 1:08pm UTC

Too ugly to date attractive people
Too attractive to date ugly people

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Maddi Motionless*
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May 27, 2013 7:03pm UTC

HEY WITTY!
I know most of you will ignore this; theres a website (http://thequietplaceproject.com/thedreamsroom/) and its pretty much a place where you put your dreams and how you're feeling... Theres also a place on that website called "the comfort spot" you vent and people try and give you comfort!(: It's amazing! Go check it out <3

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kitkat929m
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 9:56pm UTC

Monica and Chandler's twins would be 9 this year,
Pheobe's triplets 14,
Ben 18,
and Emma 11.
Let's just take a moment to let that sink in.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Livelovemusic11
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May 17, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Hermione: I was thinking of reading Twilight...
Fred and George: No! No! Oh Merlin no!
Ron: You can't do that! That's social suicide!
Harry: Danm! You are so lucky you have us to guide you!

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Skimrande
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May 17, 2013 10:42pm UTC

Like I've been on Witty pretty regularly for almost two years
and I still have fewer followers than some people who have been here for two months.

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XxKrista_RosexX
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May 14, 2013 11:07pm UTC

Society makes us think we need to fit in, and we need to look or act a certain way so its 'acceptable'. But honestly, were not living for society. Society isn't gunna listen to us, who are you kidding? I learned that God loves us the way we are, cause he CREATED us to be EXACTLY THE WAY WE ARE! So when you feel like you're an 'outcast' or that you're not good enough, remember that you are good enough. That's why God gave you life. He loves everything that we are. Live without letting people judge you.
you shouldn't care what they say because you were wonderfully made

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kristabff
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May 16, 2013 4:42pm UTC

God said Adam and Eve not
Adam and Krista so wait what am i doing here bye

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!*
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May 16, 2013 11:58pm UTC

At my eighth grade graduation it was a kid in a wheelchair's turn to go across the stage. We were not supposed to applaud until the end, we were in the middle of the alphabet. When he got his diploma the entire eighth grade class (about 240 kids) , along with everyone's families (almost 1000 people), gave this kid a standing ovation. People didn't even clap at the end as hard as they did for him. I can honestly say that that was the most inpirational thing i have ever witnessed.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Dorian_Writes
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May 16, 2013 2:28pm UTC

My Last quote....... Bye... I love you A.C

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soccermm
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May 16, 2013 2:35pm UTC

confession #1: i'm not a virgin.
please don't hate if you don't know the whole story

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