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  1. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    me: *doing homework*
    sister: play with me
    me: i can't, i have lots of homework
    sister:*comes back with a fake disinigrator gun and shoots it all* all gone!
    me: i wish, i wish

  2. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    An amazing moment
    Of an amazing hour
    Of an amazing day
    Of an amazing week
    Of an amazing month
    Of an amazing year
    Of an amazing lifetime
    :)

  3. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 11:48am UTC
    Buzz! You're flying!
    This isn't flying! It's falling, with style!
    Story of my life haha.

  4. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    It's funny how the little things mean the most.

  5. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Hearing someone come up the driveway
    So you go all NINJA
    on the UPS man.
    hehe :)

  6. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    When I was little
    my friend told me homework was a disease.
    So in 1st grade when the teacher said he was going to give us homework
    I SCREAMED.

  7. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    Do you ever look at a kid in school who gets in a bunch of trouble, and know that if he'd just get his life back on track, he'd be a big success?

  8. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    The hardest thing
    about growing up
    is
    ...
    NOT FITTING IN YOUR FLOATIES!

  9. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    You deserve somebody that has nothing to hold against you.
    Someone who can love you with nothing to hold them back.
    And that someone isn't me.

  10. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Friend: Let's listen to some music.
    Me: Okay! (goes to my sister's Dora kitchen and pushes the radio button)
    Dora:la musica!
    Me:This is my jam! (dancing wildly to the tango)
    Friend: (SPEECHLESS!)

  11. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    I need a guy that I'm not afraid to cry in front of when we're watching
    a movie.
    Insprired by Up-the saddest movie besides Bambi :)

  12. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    I think I speak for half of girlkind when I say I'd definately have a crush on Andy from Toy Story 3 if he wasn't a cartoon.
    :) :) :)

  13. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Somehow...
    I'm insulted when people say I wouldn't taste good.

  14. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    It seems like every boy I get close to ends up with a serious medical condition.
    Cameron: Cancer
    Colin: Heart problems
    Isaac:Overactive enzymes
    What's wrong with me?

  15. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    Me: I think I'll clean the kitchen today.
    (Kitchen tables spotless and dishes done.)
    Mom: Mattie, you never do anything, you're so lazy, why don't you clean this floor!
    Me: (thinking) Cause everytime I do something you yell!

  16. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    Cause even if you do not understand
    Will you please just grab my hand
    All I want you to do
    Is love me like I love
    YOU
    Chorus for a song I'm writing :)

  17. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    My best guy friend
    (also my crush)
    moved to a smaller house.
    He lived in a big log cabin with 100 acres of forest.
    When I asked him if he'd miss it, he said,
    "Yeah, I'll miss all the great memories."
    Then he gave me his killer smile.
    :)

  18. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    Fact
    There will be plenty of boys in my life.
    But I'll always have that special spot in my heart for YOU.

  19. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    Two Friends : Bang Bang choochoo train , wind me up to do my thing , Peanut Butter Reese's Cup , kick your butt to Pizza Hut.
    One friend : We don't live by a Pizza Hut.

  20. SmilesEverywhere SmilesEverywhere
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    Forgiveness
    A brotherly love
    Tells me to forgive you no matter what
    A sisterly love
    Tells me to hate you for the cut
    The daydreams
    The memories
    Yearn for you to find the right track
    My mother's tears
    The ache in my heart
    Are all because you turned your back

:)

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