me: *doing homework* sister: play with me me: i can't, i have lots of homework sister:*comes back with a fake disinigrator gun and shoots it all* all gone! me: i wish, i wish
Friend: Let's listen to some music. Me: Okay! (goes to my sister's Dora kitchen and pushes the radio button) Dora:la musica! Me:This is my jam! (dancing wildly to the tango) Friend: (SPEECHLESS!)
It seems like every boy I get close to ends up with a serious medical condition. Cameron: Cancer Colin: Heart problems Isaac:Overactive enzymes What's wrong with me?
Me: I think I'll clean the kitchen today. (Kitchen tables spotless and dishes done.) Mom: Mattie, you never do anything, you're so lazy, why don't you clean this floor! Me: (thinking) Cause everytime I do something you yell!
My best guy friend (also my crush) moved to a smaller house. He lived in a big log cabin with 100 acres of forest. When I asked him if he'd miss it, he said, "Yeah, I'll miss all the great memories." Then he gave me his killer smile. :)
Two Friends : Bang Bang choochoo train , wind me up to do my thing , Peanut Butter Reese's Cup , kick your butt to Pizza Hut. One friend : We don't live by a Pizza Hut.
Forgiveness A brotherly love Tells me to forgive you no matter what A sisterly love Tells me to hate you for the cut The daydreams The memories Yearn for you to find the right track My mother's tears The ache in my heart Are all because you turned your back