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Jahyvie
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January 20, 2013 9:43pm UTC

I don't even need a tumblr.
I can just get on Witty and read all the quotes people take from there.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Don't tie the rope,
there's still hope.
Don't pull the trigger,
because there's always something bigger.
Don't take those pills,
even though right now life kills.
Don't grab that knife,
there's always going to be a second chance in life.
Please don't.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 10:31pm UTC

People who say, "Is it because I'm black?"
10%: Black people
90%: White people

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 3:58pm UTC

Trying
to make someone fall in love with you
is about as pointless as
trying to control who you fall in love with.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 4:31pm UTC

Uterus: That new underwear looks nice.
Uterus: It'd be a shame if something...
Uterus: ...happened to it.

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babydolphin09
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 5:31pm UTC

Today i was in school, and i was talking to my math teacher;
Me: I'm actually scared to be here. I don't want to go to school anymore. I'm afraid theres going to be more and more shootings.
Teacher: I don't blame you, i'm scared to. I'm starting to lock my door now.
Kid in my class:You know that isn't even funny to joke about, Sarah? That isn't funny. Stop trying to get attention.
Me: *Starts crying, leaves to go to the bathroom*
Teacher: You know what's not funny? the fact that you're making fun of her for being scared. Do you know what kind of world we live in? People don't even feel safe anymore playing in their front yard. It's not funny that you're making fun of her for being scared, because tecnically you're making fun of me too, because i'm scared as well.

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balletmonkey
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 10:11pm UTC

Guys he liked my status..... who wants to come to our wedding?

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 9:05pm UTC

My cat's gonna sh/t when he sees his new litter box I got him for Christmas.

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Irishvalley01
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 10:17pm UTC

Three words, eight letters
say it and i'm yours
"I got WiFi"
nmq

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allyluvu
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 4:10pm UTC

I actually had this conversation today...
GIRL 1: I self harmed again last night
GIRL 2: Oh did you?
GIRL 1: Yeah...
GIRL 2: But you're so pretty.
GIRL 1: Yeah I know.
ME: Why do you self-harm if you think you're pretty?
GIRL 1: *shrugs* I dunno. It's funny.
ME : How many people in this class do you think self harm?
GIRL 1: One.Me.
ME: No.I know one or two people other than you who do it. And they don't do it 'cause they think it's funny.
GIRL 1: Name one.
ME: Well me...
GIRL 2: You're just saying that for attention.
I officially hate people

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kristen123
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 8:27pm UTC

Please don't complain about
having to go to school
tomorrow.
I bet those 18 kids would love more than anything to wake up to a regular day and go to school tomorrow.

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samonster22
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 8:56pm UTC

Ideal time to get your period:
When you go to the bathroom first thing in the morning with plenty of feminine products available.
When I get my period:
At 7 at night in a restaurant in NYC with one tampon my mom luckily had
work with me mother nature please

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 10:01am UTC

Fan on Twitter: "One of the many things I want to do
In life is touch @NiallOfficial inappropiately."
Niall: "Never give up."

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 4:53pm UTC

It's okay that you got a low grade.
It's okay that you don't have an amazing body shape
It's okay that you have to squeeze into your jeans
It's okay that boys don't whistle at you,
(You aren't a dog, are you?)
It's okay that your friends are leaving you,
( If they were good enough friends they'd be cheering you up)
It's okay if you feel like you've lost yourself,
(Everyone does from time to time)
It's okay if you're searching for that missing part of you
(We all are)
It's okay if you feel alone.
(But you must often remind youself that you aren't)
You must remind yourself that you're a beautiful, unique, individual.
You're you and that's good enough

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summerlovinxox
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 8:19pm UTC

when someone on witty is like
"omg he finally texted me <3"
"he finally asked me to be his girlfriendxoxox<3333"
"he told me he liked me.. WHAT DO I DO?!!?"
and were all just sitting here like...
B*tch you took an oath that you will be forever alone here on witty... dont go over to the darkside
-__-

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 3:24pm UTC

And here's t o t he g i r l s who
have to suffer through their period
over C hristmas. . .

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 3:01pm UTC

Twas 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38
When 20 beautiful children stormed through Heaven's gate
Their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air
They could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there
They were filled with such joy, they didn't know what to say
They remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day
"Where are we?" asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse.
"This is Heaven." declared a small boy. "We're spending Christmas at God's house."
When what to their wondering eyes did appear,
but Jesus, their savior, the children gathered near
He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same
then He opened His arms and He called called them by name.
And in that moment was joy, that only Heaven can bring
Those children all flew into the arms of their King
And as they lingered in the warmth of His embrace,
one small girl turned and looked at Jesus' face
And as if He could read all the question's he had
He gently whispered to her, "I'll take care of mom and dad."
The He looked down on earth, the world far below
He saw all the hurt, the sorrow, and woe
Then He closed His eyes and He outstretched His hand
"Let my power and presence re-enter this land!"
"May the country be delivered from the hands of fools,"
"I'm taking back my nation, I'm taking back my schools."
Then He and the children stood up without a sound.
"Come now, my children. Let me show you around."
Excitement filled the space, some skipped and some ran
All displaying the enthusiasm that only a small child can
And I heard Him proclaim as He walked out of sight
"In the midst of this darkness, I am still the light."

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 9:52pm UTC

If you like me,
then say you like me. ♥

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 7:54pm UTC

I'm not stalking you,
I'm just monitoring your behavior.. From behind a tree.. at night.

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danceatheart
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Am I the only one who misses the old
Taylor Swift?
Her blonde curls
Long hair
Country voice
Innocence
sang about not being noticed
and about young love
The one who I could relate to
What happened to her...
She used to give me hope.

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