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Hey y'all im not actually southern but i like saying y'all... My name is Tess NOT Tessa. I have frizzy/curly/thick/long blond hair and blue eyes. Im a hopeless romantic that has been broken hearted but Taylor Swift (aka my idol) helped me though it all! i hope she can help you :)

I love Avatar the Last Airbender and Gilmore girls and im a total GLEEK!!!!! comment if you love any of these? oh and i love lucy <3

SmartBlond
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 6:48pm UTC

He is sensible and so incredible
And all my single friends are jealous
He says everything I need to hear and it's like
I couldn't ask for anything better
But I've been screamin' and fightin'
And kissin' in the rain
And it's two a.m. and I'm cursin' your name
You're so in love that you act insane
And that's the way I loved you

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 6:22pm UTC

“There will come a day
When you feel so passionate about someone
That everything they do feels like nails is your soul
And the highs are so incredibly high
And the lows are so low, you can’t even imagine”
-my mother

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Seeing some of the posts that usually have formatting makes them seem kinda boring... =/
just me?

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 9:58pm UTC

So I'm in the car with my boyfriend... and this conversation happens:
Mom: Sweety! I made an appointmet for you to get your baces on!
Me: Thanks! When?
Mom: The end of February. Originally I had it scheduled for February 14th but I didn't think Brian would appreciate that....
Brian: Umm... thanks Mrs. Hamilton.
Mom: No problem *laughs*
Me: TURTLE -______________-

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 10:50pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When
your boyfriend says:
"Will you please stop crushing on my BROTHER?"
=/

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 6:50pm UTC

I have known him for 3 years
and he has waited patiently for me for that long
now we're making plans to go sit by the ocean and watch the sunset together...
Fairytales do happen <3

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 12:06am UTC

"what did you learn today?"
"no to put purple broccoli in ranch dressing and eat it!!"
fav if you're friends sound drunk when they sleep

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 11:38pm UTC

"AHHHHHHH MY HEAD IS FALLING OFF!!!!!!!"
"do you need a hug...?"
"no go die in a hole"
= best friend conversation

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 3:11pm UTC

That awkward moment when...
Your teacher asks if its "an emergency"

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
October 14, 2011 11:33pm UTC

We walked into school together. He held the door for me and all that jazz, and we went to our lockers in the same hallway. I opened mine, pretended to take my books out, and stared at him for about two minutes straight. Then he looked up and asked, "What class is first?". I stood there like an idiot with my mouth open, and finally said "0-3". When i really meant to say, "WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'VE BEEN STARING AT YOU SINCE YOU GOT ON THE BUS AND THAT YOU NEED TO BREAK UP WITH HER BECAUSE I KNOW YOU DON'T LOVE HER AND I'M THE ONE THAT NEEDS AND WANTS AND LOVES YOU!? WHY CAN'T I JUST SAY THAT!? I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LO---"
But of course that will never happen again. my chance to say all that is gone, and it won't come again. like if you have a heart (next to this quote), comment if this has happened to you.

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
October 14, 2011 11:11pm UTC

Fav if the question always on your mind is:
How is he so god damned
PERFECT?

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 9:13am UTC

SHE'S COMING HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my best friend is coming home from boarding school this weekend, fav if you have been this happy <3

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 5:34pm UTC

If absence makes the heart grow fonder...
Why did he come back for her?
</3

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 4:15pm UTC

Girl: Want a kiss?
Boy: I don't really know you... =/
Girl: I MEANT CHOCOLATE YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 3:36pm UTC

If he knew how i felt
or felt the same way
would he make my heart melt
or just walk away?
<3

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 8:47pm UTC

Me: You can't make me laugh!
Friend: pudding.
Me: Not laughing!!
Friend: DARN IT!
*phone convo goes on for 20 minutes*
Friend: pudding!
Me: still not laughing! byeee
*hangs up phone*
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE SAID PUDDING!!!!!! 2 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 1:00am UTC

Don't feel sorry for the girls he's hurt.
Feel sorry for the ones lined up behind him, waiting to get their hearts broken without even knowing it.
<3

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 8:38pm UTC

If his body is the only good thing about him, take a picture...
It'll last longer.
</3

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 8:18pm UTC

I love how I've seen more
"stop talking about the crash"
quotes than
"i survived the crash" quotes... =P

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SmartBlond
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 7:55pm UTC

At a summer carnival:
girl- "im getting cold"
boy- "its noon..."
girl- *looks inocent* "brrrrrrrrr"

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