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posted a quote
June 2, 2012 10:12pm UTC

I'm checking into rehab
cuz' everything that we had
didnt mean a thing to you
nmf, lyrics

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SlashGashTerrorCrew
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 9:48pm UTC

Frodo can bring the ring to Mordor.
Jesus can walk on water.
Spongebob Squarepants can find king neptune's crown.
Harry Potter can fight Voldemort.
Katniss and Peeta can win the hunger games.
...me? your lucky if i get up in the morning.
nmf/ inspired by a picture/ no jocking please?

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SlashGashTerrorCrew
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 3:28pm UTC

this quote does not exist...
...just like my social life...

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SlashGashTerrorCrew
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 2:49pm UTC

But now I do understand,
That you were too good,
For this world so you left it.
Everything turned red,
And then you made an exit.

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SlashGashTerrorCrew
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 1:59pm UTC

if you spell it
"billy joe"
one more time
it will be the last thing you write.

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SlashGashTerrorCrew
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 10:42pm UTC

i found a quote that said
"go to the nearest book and go to page 73, paragraph 2, sentence 3. that sentence defines your life"
for a school thing we were reading frankenstein so that was right next to me. the sentence i got
"yet she appeared confident in innocence, and did not tremble, although gazed on and execrated by thousands; for all the kindness which her beauty might otherwise have excited, was obliterared in the mind of the spectors by the imagination of the enormity she was supposed to have comitted."

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SlashGashTerrorCrew
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 7:00pm UTC

….
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nmf.
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I am always disapointed when a
good format like this
starts to ger over used

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posted a quote
May 15, 2012 3:47pm UTC

My prediction?
✉ 50 comments
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Quote # 5365561 was added by Breeze to funny 19 Mar
2012 at 2:18am
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This is the next over used format
double quote format by Breeze

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SlashGashTerrorCrew
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 7:19pm UTC

getting my 8th grade graduation dress from hot topic ...LIKE A BOSS

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SlashGashTerrorCrew
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 5:01pm UTC

a guy in my grade was running down the hall yelling
"I GOT SWAG COMING OUT OF EVERY PART OF ME! IM SWAGALISIOUS!!!"

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SlashGashTerrorCrew
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 4:58pm UTC

MEOW IM A CAT
sorry im boreed

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SlashGashTerrorCrew
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 10:42pm UTC

i fell in love once before
now i wont be falling for that anymore

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SlashGashTerrorCrew
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 9:39pm UTC

honey,
instagram was NOT invented so you can post pics of your shoes.

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SlashGashTerrorCrew
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 6:42pm UTC

im going to go jog
bcuz im fat

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SlashGashTerrorCrew
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 10:08pm UTC

if you say "YOLO"
i will 5-star your face
i mean hey, APPERANTLY YOLO!!

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posted a quote
April 21, 2012 10:19pm UTC

When my bf is mad i ignore his.
he will send me many texts.
usually in ths order
"anwser your phone."
"Scarlett"
"Babe."
"Baby"
i respond after baby cuz i know he's not mad and is now sad i wont talk to him by then.

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posted a quote
April 21, 2012 10:17pm UTC

Will Zac Efron Or Dahvie Vanity Marry Me?
A: Yes
B: A
C: B

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posted a quote
April 21, 2012 10:13pm UTC

REASONS ITS DESTINY THAT I WILL MARRY ZAC EFRON
1- his birthday is october 18 1987. my birthday is october 18 1997
2- in high school musical he is in love with gabriella whom loves theatre, i have been doing plays my whole life.
3- In 17 again his wife was named scarlett, my name is scarlett
4- he played the kid in the lorax, i have loved the movie the lorax since 3rd grade
5-he does voices for the tv show Robot Chicken, i love that tv show.
6- in the lucky one he wears his dead friend's and his dog tags (from war) i wear my dead dog's dog tags
7- in the lucky one he is in love with a girl whos last name is a color, my first name is a color.
WE WILL GET MARRIED AS SOON AS HE REALIZES IM THE *lucky* ONE.

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SlashGashTerrorCrew
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 10:05pm UTC

With a few adjustments:
never say never -> never sing never
At this point , grammar matters
never sing never -> never sing. never

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SlashGashTerrorCrew
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 7:14pm UTC

im like
ecstasy

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