SkylarJessica13

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SkylarJessica13

Status: I'm in love with 5 homosexuals & Justin Bieber <3

Member Since: 11 Sep 2010 04:20pm

Last Seen: 2 Oct 2013 04:16pm

Birthday: June 14

Location: Holmes Chapel, Cheshire, England

Gender: F

user id: 124664

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SkylarJessica13
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 5:48am UTC

Why is grammar such a big deal?
Grammar is inportant! Capitalization tells the difference between 'helping your Uncle Jack off a horse' and 'helping you Uncle jack off a horse'.
O_o

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SkylarJessica13
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November 26, 2011 5:40am UTC

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SkylarJessica13
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November 26, 2011 5:33am UTC

Will you go out with me?
Do you like Justin Bieber?
Uhm, sure.
We will make beautiful children.

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SkylarJessica13
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November 26, 2011 5:28am UTC

Hey honey, everything alright?
MOM I LOST MY V-CARD. AHH! HELP!!!
YOU DID WHAT?!?!?
I lost my visa card. I'm sorry!!!
NEVER use that abbriviation.

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SkylarJessica13
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November 26, 2011 5:21am UTC

It takes a minute to get
a crush on someone.
An hour to like someone.
A day to love someone.
But a lifetime to forget someone.

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SkylarJessica13
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November 26, 2011 5:15am UTC

I just put my laundry in the fridge. Sometimes I think I'm retarded.
I do that too.
Put your laundry in the fridge?
No, think you're retarded. :)

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SkylarJessica13
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November 26, 2011 5:09am UTC

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SkylarJessica13
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November 26, 2011 4:59am UTC

Hey babe I just wanted to tell you how much I love you. <3
*ACCHHOOOOOOOO*
Babe you got a cold?
No
Then why did you sneeze?
I'm allergic to bullshit.

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SkylarJessica13
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November 26, 2011 4:55am UTC

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SkylarJessica13
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November 26, 2011 4:53am UTC

I wanna ask this girl out. Should I
just sipit it out or give her compliments frist? And text or call?
Spit it out, that way she will be surprised, and deffinetly call. ;)
My phone isnt ringing. Are you sure you're calling the right girl?
.....
smaprtphoned.com

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SkylarJessica13
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November 26, 2011 1:14am UTC

Babe Ruth:
From An Orphanage To the Hall Of Fame.
~dreams do come true.~

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SkylarJessica13
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November 24, 2011 11:05pm UTC

i wonder if love is even worth fighting for,
then i think of you
and im ready for war.

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SkylarJessica13
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 3:15pm UTC

Giraffes are sexy.
BECAUSE THEIR FACES ARE HOT,
because heat rises
;)

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SkylarJessica13
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November 23, 2011 9:29pm UTC

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SkylarJessica13
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November 23, 2011 8:13pm UTC

A story is told as much by silence then it is speech.♥
Credit to tiffrose22
Format: twilightgirl995

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SkylarJessica13
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November 23, 2011 8:09pm UTC

. . . Because I love the way
you look at me when I wake up
in your arms♥

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SkylarJessica13
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 6:48pm UTC

Everything Is Okay In The
End, And If It's Not Okay Then
It's Not The End.

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SkylarJessica13
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November 23, 2011 6:29pm UTC

format by; idance
baby, i hear melodies when your heart beats. it sings to me like;
FA LA LA LA LA FA LA LA LA LA

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SkylarJessica13
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November 23, 2011 12:50pm UTC

Forget about getting kissed in the rain, i want to get kissed in the snow. ♥
Credit to tiffrose22
Format: twilightgirl995

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SkylarJessica13
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November 21, 2011 9:28am UTC

She's an actess,
She's better known for the things that she does on the matress.

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