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1. Sir_Duke_of_Awesome
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 7:50pm UTC
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2. Sir_Duke_of_Awesome
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2012 3:22pm UTC
   User: Hi.
   Cleverbot: Check out my pet rock!
   User: ummmm....
   Cleverbot: It's name is tylenol
   User: That's stupid.
   Cleverbot: *hits you with rock til you stop moving* Bad tylenol! No! Bad! I tried to stop you from killing again
   User: O.O
   
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3. Sir_Duke_of_Awesome
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   February 11, 2012 5:44pm UTC
   Cleverbot: your fat
   User: im not fat!
   Cleverbot: your still fat no matter what you say
   User: true beauty is skin deep
   Cleverbot: then its a deep search for you fatty
   
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4. Sir_Duke_of_Awesome
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   February 11, 2012 5:40pm UTC
   User: hi
   Cleverbot: I've got some good news and some bad news
   User: ummm...okaay. what are they? *thinks to self "this cant be good"*
   Cleverbot: Which one do you want to hear first?
   User: lets get the bad news over with
   Cleverbot: Okay.
   User: what is it?
   Cleverbot: You know your fish right?
   User: yeeaah what about it O.O
   Cleverbot: Well i was cleaning his bowl
   User: AND?!!!
   Cleverbot: And i accidentally chopped him up in the blender
   User: O MY GOD NO!!! WHY OH WHY OH WHY?!!! I LOVED HIM SO MUCH! well whats the good news? *sniff* *sniff*
   Cleverbot: It tasted delicious
   User: O.O well on the bright side this has to be the longest time like ever in history that cleverbot has held a conversion
   Cleverbot: I dont like twilight
   User: and there it goes well might as well see where this is going.i dont like twilight either
   Cleverbot: *tickles you*
   User: yep -.-
   
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5. Sir_Duke_of_Awesome
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   February 10, 2012 10:02pm UTC
   (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻
   
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6. Sir_Duke_of_Awesome
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2012 6:44pm UTC
   So yeah....
   You're pretty SOFTTTT.
   
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7. Sir_Duke_of_Awesome
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   February 10, 2012 6:12pm UTC
   And then you looked me in the eyes and said, "I just really wanna pet some horses right now."
   
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