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December 14, 2010 1:25pm UTC

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SirOmalleysWife
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December 6, 2010 11:07am UTC

YOUR MOTHER MADE SWEET, SWEET LOVE TO YOUR FATHER LAST NIGHT.
Whaddya feel 'bout that.

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December 4, 2010 9:14am UTC

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November 29, 2010 8:30pm UTC

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SirOmalleysWife
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November 23, 2010 5:20pm UTC

fools in love,
almost all of us…aren't we?
aren't we all just....
....that?

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SirOmalleysWife
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November 12, 2010 6:35pm UTC

YOUR MOTHER.

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November 12, 2010 10:48am UTC

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SirOmalleysWife
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November 9, 2010 10:14pm UTC

i don't think that's-what-she-said's
will ever get too old
for me.....

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SirOmalleysWife
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November 9, 2010 9:54pm UTC

Jack told Jill to take the pill
and wash it down with water
Jill forgot, and now they've got,
a bouncy baby daughter!

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SirOmalleysWife
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November 9, 2010 9:50pm UTC

me1: I feel un-accomplished.
me2: "But Camila! You've finished all your homework!! Including a project due three weeks from now!!"
me1: No one has faved any of my witty quotes more than 15 times....
me2: "........loser."
me1: I know...

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SirOmalleysWife
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November 7, 2010 4:18pm UTC

Am I the only girl who hasn't brushed her hair in a month and a half?
.................................thought so...

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SirOmalleysWife
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November 6, 2010 10:04pm UTC

I.... cant..... stop
putting it in my mouth.....
it's so.....good
rich and creamy.........
musn't...use...teeth...
God.
I enjoy ice cream so much....

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SirOmalleysWife
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November 6, 2010 9:41pm UTC

instant sad face when no one has faved your quote..............
and it's only been a minute registered...

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SirOmalleysWife
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November 6, 2010 9:35pm UTC

I've got a confession to make....
Kids. Scare. Me.

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November 6, 2010 9:28pm UTC

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SirOmalleysWife
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November 5, 2010 8:52pm UTC

My Bestie and I watching Rocky Horror show (the original, not Glee)
Me: am i the only one who can't stop looking at that guys package?
Daniella: OH GOD NO!!!
*man with clothes comes into the shot*
Daniella: OH, God yes please cover it!!!!
I love you Daniella, darling!

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SirOmalleysWife
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November 5, 2010 3:24pm UTC

My mother's eye make up remover bottle
WARNING:
Keep away from eyes!

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SirOmalleysWife
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November 5, 2010 3:19pm UTC

Things worth knowing can't be taught
~Oscar Wilde

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SirOmalleysWife
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November 4, 2010 10:04pm UTC

POTATO.

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SirOmalleysWife
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October 29, 2010 9:06pm UTC

Does anybody else, after they pee, sigh and think,
*Comfyyyyyyyy*
and wanna stay there forever???
I sure as hell do......

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