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Peace1231
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 7:36pm UTC

Having a crush is like having that little piece of
rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking
and shake it out and you're pretty sure it’s gone
but then a half hour later you feel it
under your toe and you're like
oh no.
♥

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SoccerGirl1016
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 9:46am UTC

There's no panic like trying to press "End Call" when you make an accidental call.

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Me: *posing in front of camera, ready to take a picture*
Camera: *dies*
Me: Am I that ugly?!

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underestimated
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 6:48pm UTC

Saw this on twitter.
@Jamster83 just found out that the neighboor has a WIRELESS PRINTER AND I PRINTED THIS DOCUMENT ON IT.
https://twitter.com/jamster83/status/269528437994168321/photo/1
(Look at it. Funny as hell)

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missperfect1129
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 7:45pm UTC

I hate when people make jokes
about cutting or suicide.
They don't know what people around them
are going through.

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 4:58pm UTC

You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 7:28pm UTC

"The Earth has music for those who listen"
-Shakespeare

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 1:52pm UTC

play with pen in class
PEN SHOOTS 25 YARDS AWAY.

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notamorningperson*
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 5:52pm UTC

❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤
IF A GIRL IS SILENT, ITS DANGEROUS.
SHE'S EITHER:
1.over thinking
2.tired of waiting
3.about to blow up
4.needs a hug
5.falling apart
6.crying inside
7.ALL OF THE ABOVE
♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥
cookiedoughformats

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Im_awesome_xD
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 7:51pm UTC

Trying
To dance after you’ve watched a dance movie.
Lol Fail
♥

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LegendaryLettuce
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist,
While You Guys Were Arguing About The Glass
Of Water, I Drank It.
Sincerely,
The Opporuntunist.

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ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 9:01pm UTC

My boyfriend works at subway..
He makes sandwiches for me.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 5:12pm UTC

The Mad Hatter: “Do you think I've gone Mad?"
Alice Kingsley: "I'm afraid so. You're mad, bonkers, completely off your head. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

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idocartwheels
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November 16, 2012 4:48pm UTC

"Why is this potato smiling?"
"Grandma, thats a picture of me."
NOW THAT DESERVES A TOP QUOTE!!!!

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PurplePinkDreams
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 3:02pm UTC

nmq
Fat person: I'm not fat! I'm big boned!
Me: Bones don't jiggle.
I didn't mean to offend anyone, I just thought this was really funny. It is a JOKE c:

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SoccerGirl1016
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 3:12pm UTC

wondering why Jenna Marbles doesn't have her own reality TV show yet.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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