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SingItForTheWorld

1. SingItForTheWorld
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   August 5, 2011 11:48am UTC
   I wanna get chocolate wasted!
   Who just said that in the voice of Becky from Grown Ups?
   
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2. SingItForTheWorld
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   August 5, 2011 11:34am UTC
   Last night, my older sister's boyfriend of 2 years broke up with her.
   She cried for half an hour before she managed to tell me.
   She showed me the text; "we're over."
   I bought her favorite Ben&Jerry's ice cream & told her to sit down and watch The Notebook or one of her other fave movies, and to play as many Taylor Swift songs as she liked.
   At 1am the two of us were still sitting on the couch hugging each other and watching movies...
   She was grateful, but I know that it wasn't enough.
   Right now I feel like
   a.) Talking to him and asking him why he broke up with one of the most amazing, caring, sweetest girls in the world; or
   b.) Personally ripping his balls off (if he even has any -.-) as soon as he comes home from his holidays.
   ... Either way, he is going to pay for destroying my beautiful sister.
   Brianna, stay strong. He's a jerk. He doesn't deserve you.
   I love you ♥
   Sincerely, your brother.
   
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3. SingItForTheWorld
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   August 4, 2011 11:58am UTC
   Sing it for the boys; sing it for the girls
   Everytime that you lose it, sing it for the world
   Sing it from the heart; sing it till you're nuts
   Sing it out for the ones that'll hate your guts
   Sing it for the deaf; sing it for the blind
   Sing about everyone that you left behind
   Sing it for the world,
   SING IT FOR THE WORLD.
   nmf.
   
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4. SingItForTheWorld
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   August 4, 2011 11:48am UTC
   On August 1st, 2010
   my girlfriend broke up with me.
   The next day,
   she had another boyfriend.
   And since then, she's had another 4-7.
   And me?
   I still don't think that I can ever trust a girl again.
   Apart from my mom, sister, other female relatives & 2 of my best friends.
   
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5. SingItForTheWorld
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   July 31, 2011 12:37pm UTC
   Today I was bored so I decided to mess around on Google translator. My sentence was 'I like to play with my snail in my house, which is a pineapple'. (My theme was Spongebob) I translated it from English to Armenian, to Latin, to Yiddish, to Japanese, to Irish, then back to English. It came out as 'Snail reproduction, I was in my house pineapple, I love it'. I laughed my butt off. MLIA
   (This is from mylifeisaverage.com)
   
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6. SingItForTheWorld
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   July 31, 2011 12:28pm UTC
   2 days ago, it was my little sister's 11th birthday
   So I wrote her a Hogwarts acceptance letter and left it in the mail box...
   She's never been so excited in her life.
   
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7. SingItForTheWorld
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   July 31, 2011 12:19pm UTC
   Tomorrow, August 1st 2011, is the one year anniversary of the day she smashed my heart. :|
   
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8. SingItForTheWorld
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   July 30, 2011 12:56pm UTC
   "Guys have it so easy."
   Uhh, no, we don't.
   "Guys don't get heartbroken."
   Believe it or not, we do. Yeah, plenty of guys break hearts, but some don't. It's the same with girls. Last year, I was in love with a girl... Like really in love. & She smashed my heart completely, and it changed me. I don't think I could ever trust a girl again after what she did to me.
   "Guys don't have periods."
   That's not our fault, is it? This is the way God made us, get over it.
   "Guys don't have to give birth."
   Again, that isn't our fault. But we can end up with similar pain. It's called "being kicked in the balls". You'd often hear women saying "Let's have another baby!" but when have you ever heard a guy saying "That was fun! Kick me in the balls again!"? ..No? I didn't think so.
   "Life must be so simple for a guy!"
   It isn't. We go through pain just like girls. Yeah, maybe girls go through more, but that is NOT our fault. Stop blaming everything on us, it doesn't make anything any easier. Nor does it make you a better person.
   - Vent.. Sorry if this offends people, but it's my opinion. Your comments won't change that. I know you have your own opinions about it too, but please don't spam me with hate, 'cause I'm not saying girls have easier lives than us. Girls aren't perfect, neither are guys. n__n
   
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9. SingItForTheWorld
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   July 30, 2011 12:42pm UTC
   When I was younger, I had cancer..
   I eventually lost my hair (it's grown back now), and people always made fun of me for being bald.
   My best friend hated that, so he shaved off all of his own hair so I wouldn't feel like an idiot..
   My best friend is amazing.
   
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10. SingItForTheWorld
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    July 30, 2011 12:17pm UTC
    For every fave I get,
    I'll donate $5 to a cancer charity.
    LOL, JK.. I don't care about faves, I donate money to charity every day already. ;-;
    
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