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BravoSierra
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February 20, 2012 3:59pm UTC

I told the monster if he ever came out of my closet, he would be gay.
That takes care of that.

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BravoSierra
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February 20, 2012 12:24pm UTC

credittoforgeter
When I was 12 I wish someone had told me
1. You're 12, not 22, you don't know what love it.
2. Middle school is just the beginning
3. It's okay to not know what you want.
4. The friends you have now won't be the ones you have in high school.
5. What happens now isn't the be-all end-all
6. Be nice. You don't know what it could drive people to do.
7. Just because you're in middle school, doesn't mean you know everything.
8. Listen to your mom and dad, they do know what they are talking about.
9. You're NOT going to marry him.
10. It may seem bad now, but it's only temporary.

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BravoSierra
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February 20, 2012 2:15pm UTC

We text 24/7
But when we meet in person,
that's when it gets awkward.

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yourcool
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February 20, 2012 3:59pm UTC

fridge full of food, nothing to eat.
wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear.
internet full of websites, nothing to go on.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 10:23am UTC

Did you know?
J.K. Rowling states that the reson Voldemort cannot love is because he was conceived under a Love Potion,
not actual love.
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BravoSierra
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February 20, 2012 12:16pm UTC

credittoforgeter
I got a text! I hope it's from..
OHMYGOD LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

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BravoSierra
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February 20, 2012 2:19pm UTC

I had two hamsters named "One" and "Two"
I lost One, but it doesn't matter.
I still have Two.
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yourcool
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 3:54pm UTC

I don't know how people get eaten by sharks...
I mean how do you not hear the music?

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BravoSierra
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February 20, 2012 12:59pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Dear Microsoft Word,
I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 10:50am UTC

Did you know?
For most people, no matter how hard they
pinch the skin on their elbow, it will not hurt?
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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 10:08am UTC

What doesn't kill you
only makes you
wish it did.

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jimmy365
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February 20, 2012 10:37am UTC

Did you know?
telling a convincing lie to someone
is harder when you find them attractive?
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jimmy365
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February 20, 2012 10:27am UTC

Did you know?
that if you wake up at 2-3 in the morning
for no reason, there is an 80% chance
that someone is staring at you.
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boobahdinky
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 11:19am UTC

1.Say "Eye"
2.Spell the word "map"
3.Say "ness"
Fave if you get it ;)

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 10:41am UTC

Did you know?
The human brain cannot creat faces.
So if you see someone you don't know in a dream,
you have seen their face before.
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