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  1. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 10:08am UTC
    Most teenage girls have their desktop picture
    As a hot celebrity
    Mine is a picture of noodles
    Show's what type of girl I am

  2. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 9:32pm UTC
    These scars on my wrists
    tell you stories my lips
    never will.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 3:58pm UTC
    Last night I had a dream where I was on trial for Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassination and my whole defense was "I wasn't even born yet!" but I was told that that wasn't a legitimate alibi and I was found guilty.

  4. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 8:56pm UTC
    Loving you is
    the sweetest
    form of

  5. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 10:02pm UTC
    You said you love me
    to the moon,
    and back;
    but along the way,
    you got distracted
    by a prettier star.

  6. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 8:55pm UTC
    Sleeping is the only time
    to feel real freedom..
    There's no rules
    in dreaming.

  7. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 7:43pm UTC
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  8. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 7:15pm UTC
    English class today
    Teacher: Based off of these essays we need to have a basic grammar lesson.
    Teacher: Which one sounds right? 'I run good' or 'I run well' ?
    Teacher: Anybody? Fine.
    Teacher: Charlie.
    Me: I don't run at all.
    Teacher: Go sit in the corner.

  9. Pointless...* Pointless...*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 7:20pm UTC
    i dont wish to be everything to
    everyone, but i would like
    to be something to someone

  10. mushroomcup mushroomcup
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 12:28am UTC
    There will be thorned nights, eternal days, &black summers,
    but you can be sure that I will be by your side
    helping you take the pain that never ends
    &holding a lamp to light the way out.

  11. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 10:22am UTC
    I'm terrified
    of losing
    what I can't live without

  12. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 11:23am UTC
    they love it more when it's broken \\

  13. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 7:58pm UTC
    Why I want to lose weight
    • to look sexy
    • to fit more band bracelets on my arm

  14. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 7:20pm UTC
    So I thought I was home alone and since I live in an old house I'm used to squeaky floors and creaky windows. I hear some noises from where I was down stairs and I thought nothing of it. I put on a night gown that midly resembles a dress from the Titanic movie and started belting out my heart will go on and dancing, I ran upstairs and started spinning and I jumped in the air and turned for my big finish. I looked up and saw my mother sitting with six people from work and seven parents of people whom go to my school.

  15. Kerin💅🏼👌🏻* Kerin💅🏼👌🏻*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 12:48pm UTC
    Different Kinds of Friends
    The Best-friend: This is the person who knows every single thing about you. He/She will not judge you, they will always listen to you, however they can also be brutally honest with you. But Hey! That's what you need. They are the people who go along with your lies, your partner in crime, so to speak. They would do anything for you and you would do the same!
    The Frenemie: This person was your friend but they wronged you in some way, shape, or form. Either by lying to you, stealing your boyfriend or crush, or just simply saying something you didn't like. Either way you guys are definitely not friends anymore. You should cut off all of your frenemies because they're pointless. During High School we tend to keep them around because they have something we don't. I.e. a car or a pool or is able to get food.
    The Older Friend: This person is either
    1. About 20+ years older than you who you look up to, like a mentor.
    2. They are a tad bit older than you but they can do things you can't.
    The Scary Friend a.k.a The Shannon: This person is so much fun to be around, due to the fact they you guys will always be on an adventure. Unfortunately, they scare the day lights out of you! They love to do dangerous things and sometimes those things make you wonder if you should ever leave them alone ever again. But all and all they're pretty fun to be around.
    The School Friend: This person is the person who you only see/talk to you at school. It's not because you're embarrassed of them or anything like that. It's just because you don't have anything in common with them besides school. Sadly sometimes you wish that you could hang out with them outside school, but unfortunately, you're stuck in the "School Friend" zone. Sometimes even come close enough to be friends, but not close enough to be able to hang out with them, like some of your other friends.
    The Know-It-All Friend: this person's think they know everything about anything. Sadly everyone has a friend like this, and if you don't then you are this friend. They can annoying at times and helpful at other times. If it bothers you so much that they are always correcting you, tell them. Don't be too harsh, most of the time it know-it-all's don't know they're a know-it-all.
    The Old Friend: This person used to be in your life. They were at one time the most important person in your life. Most of the times yoyr old friend is also your childhood friend. You guys used to do everything together, and now you guys don't even say hi to one another. Once you hit middle school or high school you and your friends start to drift a part, because of so many different clubs, sports and/or new people. It's hard but you just have to be brave and keep your head held high. Also your old friends were apart if the old you. It's time to become a better you.
    Friends come and go but there only one thing you can do is just be yourself! Just because one of your friends are doing something, doesn't mean you have to do it. Stay true to your self. :)
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  16. haiimaloser haiimaloser
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 1:02pm UTC
    Im not hiding anything
    But stop looking at my
    while im texting

  17. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 9:22am UTC
    What if we all looked the way we wanted?
    Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about
    money washed away.Your love life is exactly the
    way you pictured it.Do you think we’d all be happier?
    Or would we just find new things to hate?

  18. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    Cuteness inspires
    aggression -
    Which is why we
    often want to
    squeeze things we
    find cute.

  19. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 3:58pm UTC
    they'll hate you if you're pretty,
    they'll hate you if you're not
    they'll hate you for what you lack,
    they'll hate you for what you've got

  20. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 2:32pm UTC
    feelings are horrible i wish i was a bagel


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