Ways to get kicked out of walmart~
1. Jump into someones cart and scream push me push me!
2. Jump onto someone's back and yell"Giddy Up Horesy!"
3. Go get a Dora toy and skip around saying "We"re going on an adventure" If a worker comes and try to take away the Dora toy you yell " Swipper No SWIPPING!!"
4. Go get a spoon then go to the frozen foods section, then get a tub of ice cream and eat it from the tub.
5. Just get caught stealing
6. Play tag in the store
7. Play hide and seek in the store and hide in a dressing room that is occuped, that will get the person angry which will tell a worker
8. Call a worker "Mother Load" and punch him/her really really hard and then say "I've hit the Mother Load!"
9.Get a blanket, tie it around your neck and run around the store like your flying and say "I am Super Man/Woman"
10. Go get a skateboard and ride it around the store. If you don't know how to skateboard then ride a bike or a scooter.
11. Bring your dog over and play fetch in Wal-Mart
12. start rapping Kayne West songs on the loud speaker
13. Open up candy bags and then throw the candy at people.
14. Get your book and go into a worker room. When the workers try to throw you out you say "Shhhh!!! I am reading!"
15. Yell in the loud speaker " All the produce, dairy items, and any edible snacks and food have rat poop in it. Go to Target instead!
16. Annoy everyone who comes through the door.
17.Take off your clothes and run around
18. Steal some worker's clothes and act like you work there
19. Get a tennis racket and tennis balls and hit the tennis balls around the store
20. Pretend that you are robbing the place
21. Hide in the clothes rack and jump out and scare people