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ShowMeTheSkyline

Status: i strongly disslike one direction. come at me bro.

Member Since: 24 Jul 2012 05:58pm

Last Seen: 24 Nov 2012 07:05pm

Gender: F

user id: 320086

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  1. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    OMG LARZZ PRINCIPATO CHATTED ME ON FB (LIKE THE LEGIT LARZZ) AND HE TOLD ME I WAS CUTE. LIKE HE ALSO ASKED IF WE MET AT HIS CONCERT OMG IM DYING
    MY LIFE=MADE

  2. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    10 Faves
    and
    i will
    ask him out <3

  3. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    *because of an oppa gangnam style dance disaster, the lock to the bathroom in my room is broken*
    le me- singing in the shower
    me-I confess, i'm messed up dropping "i'm sorry"
    like you're still around. And i know you're dressed up. Hey kid you'll never live this down
    Cuz' you're just the girl all the boys want to dance with, and i'm just
    the boy who's had too many chances
    I'm sleeping n your folk's porch again, dreaming.
    She said, she said...
    *mom opens door dramatically*
    Mom- SHE SAID "WHY DON'T YOU JUUUUSSTTTT DDDDRRRRP DEAD"

  4. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    *dinner with my parents*
    my step dad (Jon)- Scarlett, why are you going to eat anything but the potatoes?
    me- IM ON AN ALL CARBS DIET, GOD JON YOU'RE SO STUPID
    mom-
    me-
    Jon-
    Dogs-
    Little sister-
    Bruno Mars-
    Superman-
    Nyan Cat-
    Mom- Diets? ain't nobody got time for that.
    True Story

  5. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    Today is Zac Efrons birthday
    Today is my birthday
    therfore i am zac efron...in female form of course

  6. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    *joking around with my guy friends*
    me- "=^.^= meow im a cat"
    guy one- "are you a nice pusy cat?"
    guy two- "she's a frisky kitty"
    guy three- "someone should tame her"
    me- "tame me? im a cat not a dog"
    love. my. friends.

  7. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    Some jerk just called me ugly
    fave if you dissagree?

  8. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    I fell in love once before
    now i won't be falling for that anymore

  9. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    "if someone mention dey widd chu && it upsets me den iGueess iWaas neva reeally ova youu ^__^ "
    LEARN ENGLISH

  10. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    me and my bf just broke up
    october 5th would be our 10 monthaversery

  11. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    i want you and you only
    Forever and Always

  12. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Leave your tumblr names and i PROMISE i will follow you =)

  13. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    I've been on the internet for so long,
    I forgot there's people out there who
    don't approve of people who
    AREN'T 100% straight
    which reminds me of how I'm scared to go anywhere with anyone

  14. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLR PLZZ?
    TakeMyHandAndSurvuve
    I PROMISE I'LL FOLLOW BACK

  15. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You and the stranger both like music.
    You: heyy
    Stranger: HEYEYEY
    You: you're my 3rd chat, feel special!
    Stranger: im feeling!
    Stranger: so tell me your asl
    You: 14 (birthdays october 18th so im almost 15) girl and i dont give my location sorry
    Stranger: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN WHATS HAPPENED WITH THAT SH//T
    Stranger: F///\K YOU ALLL
    Stranger: :DDDD
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    just happened...i feel so unloved

  16. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Some pervert texted me;
    "You, me. Your *baby maker* my mouth + poprocks ;)"
    So I respond
    "You, me. Your face, my fist"
    Losing hope in humanity
    True Story

  17. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    Who Else Knows How It Feels
    To Stay Up All Night
    Crying
    Because You're Simply Not Good Enough For Everyone Else
    </3

  18. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    But you don't know what it's like
    to wake up in the middle of the night
    Scared in the thought of kissing razors <3

  19. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    I was in school on my period and i have a dissorder that makes it reeeeaaallllly bad. so i texted my mom
    "mom, im on my period and it's really bad, can you pick me up?"
    her responce
    "well, you've been welcomed to the world of femine problems awhile ago, by now you should know...the odds are not ever in your favor"
    mq, mf, true story.

  20. ShowMeTheSkyline ShowMeTheSkyline
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 9:38pm UTC
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