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Shortyyyyy14

1. Shortyyyyy14
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2011 9:05pm UTC
   I'm so sick of people making their Facebook a diary,
   like seriously go cry on your pillow
   not on my news feed.
   
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2. Shortyyyyy14
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2011 9:47pm UTC
   What do i do when i see
   someone extremely
   gorgeous...?
   I stare, i smile, and
   ...when i get tired...
   i put the mirror down(;
   
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3. Shortyyyyy14
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2011 7:05pm UTC
   Joke #9
   guy: i don't like you wearing that dress.
   girl: ok.
   guy: you'll wear a very very long dress next time, understand?
   girl: (am i a nun?) ok fine.
   guy: with a veil.
   girl: (angry)
   guy: wearing this ring.
   girl: (speechless)
   
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4. Shortyyyyy14
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2011 11:20pm UTC
   Girls don't dress up to impress guys. Girls dress up to out dress other girls. If they wanted to impress guys, they would just walk around
   Naked.
   
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5. Shortyyyyy14
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2011 11:05pm UTC
   Fave this if...
   you check your phone for no reason , because you know nobody texted you.
   you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
   you always hear your name, when its not being called.
   you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
   you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
   you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
   you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
   *Fave it*
   
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6. Shortyyyyy14
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2011 11:00pm UTC
   Joke #8
   Guy: Do you want a hug?
   Girl: No.
   Guy:Do you even know what I just said?
   Girl: Yea
   Guy: What did I say then?
   Girl:Do you want a hug?
   Guy: Well, if you insist (:
   
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7. Shortyyyyy14
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2011 9:09am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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8. Shortyyyyy14
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2011 11:10pm UTC
   Friends are like sour patch kids..
   Sour, sweet, gone...
   But best friends are like glue they stick with u through
   Thick and Thin<3
   
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9. Shortyyyyy14
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2011 5:58pm UTC
   DID YOU KNOW:
   -Kissing is healthy.
   -Bananas are good for cramps.
   -Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
   -Its true. Guys DO insult you if they like you.
   -Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps it.
   -89% of guys would want girls to make the first move.
   -Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the waist.
   -Chocolate makes you feel better.
   -Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket.
   -Guys think its cute when you mess up(:
   
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10. Shortyyyyy14
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    Joke #7
    *Texting dad*
    You: Hey dad, can I get some money for some coke?
    Dad: Sure... is $60 enough?
    You: Dad. It's $1.25.
    Dad: Wow, the price sure went down from when I was a kid...
    You: DAD! COCA-COLA!?
    Dad: Ooooh...
    
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11. Shortyyyyy14
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    Joke #6
    BOY:WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?
    GIRL:I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
    BOY:I HAVE A TEST
    GIRL: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
    BOY: OH, I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE NAMING THINGS THAT WE COULD CHEAT ON.
    fave if you get it*
    
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12. Shortyyyyy14
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    Joke #5
    Boy: Be right back.
    Girl: Okay :)
    *2 hours later*
    Boy: Back.
    Girl: What took you so long?!
    Boy: Someone asked me why I loved you.
    Girl: :) Aww, you're so sw-
    Boy: Yeah, I couldn't think of any reasons.
    
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13. Shortyyyyy14
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    Joke #4
    ''Dude, you failed.''
    ''Your face failed.''
    ''Hah! your dads condom failed.''
    ''Your moms abortion failed.''
    ''....!!!....''
    
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14. Shortyyyyy14
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    Joke #3
    You: ''Did you get that shirt at updog?''
    Person: ''What is that?''
    You: ''What is what?''
    Person: ''Updog?''
    You: ''What about it?''
    Person: ''What is it?''
    You: ''What is what?''
    Person: ''WHAT IS UPDOG?!''
    You: ''Not much you?''
    *fave if you get it*
    
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15. Shortyyyyy14
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    Joke #2
    Mom: Where were you last night?
    Son: Studying with my friends.
    Mom: Don't lie.
    Son: Alright, I was at a stripper club.
    Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!?
    Son: yeh...I saw dad.
    
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16. Shortyyyyy14
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    I keep my smile like a eat'n'park cookie...:)
    
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17. Shortyyyyy14
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    Joke #1
    You: Teacher!
    Teacher: Yes?
    You: Can I ask you something?
    Teacher: Sure, go on.
    You: Would you punish me for something that I didn't do at all?
    Teacher: Of course not.
    You: Good, I didn't do my homework.
    *Fave if you get*
    
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18. Shortyyyyy14
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    Sorry Hun,
    but, unlike you, Im not the doorknob,
    where everyone gets a turn.
    Im more
    of a casino, where only the lucky ones,
    hit the Jackpot
    
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19. Shortyyyyy14
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 9:20am UTC
    And yah, it might be cold,
    but don't stand near that heater
    >PLASTIC MELTS.<
    
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20. Shortyyyyy14
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    If there was no such thing as
    embarrassed
    my life would be
    ruined. :)
    Fave if you get embarrassed a lot!
    
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