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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 9:49pm UTC

All I want is
to get d r u n k and high
at the same time

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 5:41pm UTC

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I have two moods:
- Don't touch me
- Touch me

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 2:57pm UTC

Everyone is over here complaing
how schools starts in less than
a month and I'm just sitting here
wishing I could go to school.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 2:10pm UTC

I hate it when I tell my parents things because I think I can trust them.
Then they end up lecturing me. Like Congrats you have guaranteed
that I will never tell you anything ever again.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 4:46pm UTC

I hate the part
of the morning where I have to get out of bed
and participate in real life

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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July 14, 2013 4:32pm UTC

Spring Breakers is easily the worst movie I have ever seen.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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July 9, 2013 1:04pm UTC

Home is where you fully understand how the shower works.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 4:00pm UTC

I hope when you die you get to see
your life stats. Like how many
times you laughed, or how many times you kissed.
Or how many people have loved you
or how many have hated you.
How many times you made a stranger
smile or laugh, or how many people thought
you were pretty. What kind of impression you
made on others and what
everybody else thought of you.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 3:41pm UTC

WHO CARES IF YOUR ALL I THINK
about, I've searched
the world and I know now

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 3:22pm UTC

What do Americans like to do at parties?
The Indepen-Dance.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 3:09pm UTC

If stress burned calories, I'd
be a super model.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:27pm UTC

"I'm sorry"
and
"My Bad"
mean the same thing,
unless you're at a funeral

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:16pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Parents being over protective
just make me want to do more illegal things

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 4:23pm UTC

"Peole don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad."

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 4:07pm UTC

I won't wait around to be
disappointed again. So excuse me
if I don't fall for that or you
ever again.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 4:02pm UTC

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But when did we start
to let boys dictate
our happiness?

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 12:05pm UTC

Happy Father's Day
to the 3 most important men in my life!
Dad, you have been my hero since I was little
girl. I don't know how I would have gone through
all of this stuff without you. You are truely the
most amazing father someone could ask for.
I know I can be a huge pain sometimes, and have made
bad choices, but thanks for putting up with me :)
Christiaan, you have been the best dad and more
to Jessica and will be just as great to baby #2. You
have done more than I have ever expected for our
daughter and I could not ask for any more from you.
You deserve to have the best day today, I can't wait till
we have a new addition to our family. Love you<3
Brandon, thank you so much for everyting you have
done for our country. We love and remember you
each and everyday. Connor looks just like you and
will definitely always follow in your footsteps of
being an amazing person to everybody. Love and
miss you angel<3 RIP.
I love you all<3

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 8:18pm UTC

Why do sit ups
when you can just sit down?

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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June 8, 2013 3:48pm UTC

I'm kind of a big deal
on a fairly irrelevant
social media site
that falsely inflates my ego.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 8:00pm UTC

Is it normal that
I want to have a social life
but I hate people?

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