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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Derprie ⚓*
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May 14, 2014 8:02am UTC

Hush little baby,
don't you cry,
don't cut your arms,
don't say goodbye..
Put down that razor,
put down that light,
it might be hard,
but you'll win the fight.
❤

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Derprie ⚓*
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May 30, 2014 10:17am UTC

I'm not gonna say anything inspirational, I'm just gonna fücking swear a lot.
-Billie Joe Armstrong ❤

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RIP
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December 2, 2014 9:42am UTC

Maybe the rain is our tears during our cloudiest hours
And the thunder and lightning are sounds of our hearts breaking
Gif taken by *Lypophrenia*

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rach*
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December 3, 2014 7:54pm UTC

The first thing that happens
is the world goes black
You just hear a little snap
when your neck rolls back
You don't bite your tongue off,
or foam at the lips And
before you hit the ground
there's a moment of bliss

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LostAngel77
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December 5, 2014 9:59am UTC

You promised not to let me drown

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Derprie ⚓*
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December 5, 2014 11:12am UTC

I hope you drown in your bubble bath.

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Derprie ⚓*
posted a quote
December 5, 2014 11:09am UTC

It's not "that time of the month." I just fücking hate you.

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Bernicexoxo*
posted a quote
November 11, 2014 3:10pm UTC

But daddy gave his life for a
reason, to maintain your freedom. I guess freedom aint really free.

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lizzylizzy948
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November 11, 2014 3:34pm UTC

im starting to forget your voicei miss you so much mom5/5/13💜

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FingersCrossed
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November 11, 2014 3:36pm UTC

Green tail
purple shells
a young lady
secret that nobody tells
She's madly in love
and want's to trade her voice
for the guy from above
it's her own choice
so she went to Ursula
the evil witch
and gave her voice
to that stupid b*tch

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Tyler*
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October 17, 2014 10:32am UTC

But when you call me baby, I know I'm not the only one.

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Winter_Rose
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October 17, 2014 10:34am UTC

“No matter the amount of negativity you’re presented with, 5 minutes from now could be your best moment.”

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xomarie*
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October 17, 2014 12:37pm UTC

format-
br0kenwings
This world is filled with hurt
when happiness doesn't work.

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I'm beautiful in my very weird unperfect way*
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October 17, 2014 12:38pm UTC

'Cause I'm only human
And I bleed when I fall down
I'm only human
And I crash and I break down
Your words in my head, knives in my heart
You build me up and then I fall apart
'Cause I'm only human

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blondebabe*
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May 4, 2014 8:30am UTC

Me without you is like...A pothead who's not highA plane that doesn't flyA suicidal thought that doesn't dieA fat man with no boobsA hooker with no luckA hoe that doesn't su*kA sl*t that doesn't fu*kA shoe with no lacesA nerd without bracesAsentencewithoutspacesA gay guy with no fashionA sh*t without a pileA phone without a dialA desk without a seatSocks without feetA heart missing it's beat

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blondebabe*
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May 4, 2014 9:19am UTC

There's blood on my hands and the killers not my enemyIt's all for the sake of love

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tatum
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May 3, 2014 11:44am UTC

Just like Cinderella, the clock will strike midnight and she will be gone. So don't miss your chance. Make her your princess

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spence*
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May 3, 2014 2:35pm UTC

I wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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spence*
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May 3, 2014 2:33pm UTC

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

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