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Fay*
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February 18, 2014 2:29pm UTC

you go to school nothing happens
you miss ONE day : 7 fights, tupac came back, school had a blackout &
rihanna performed in the cafeteria

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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imperfect *
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February 15, 2014 11:28am UTC

You go to school nothing happens
You miss one day:7 fights, 3 teachers missing,
school had a blackout and rihanna performed in the cafeteria.

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imperfect *
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February 15, 2014 11:51am UTC

Another valentine's day without a boyfriend wow what a surprise

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Sophie*
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February 14, 2014 9:19am UTC

Rest of the World:Kilometers
America:No
Rest of the World:Celsius
America:No
Rest of the World:Daylight savings was last week
America:NO
Rest of the World:day month year
America:No
Rest of the World:drives on right side of the street
America:HELL YESSSS
UK:wait

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sleepy*
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February 14, 2014 10:11am UTC

valentines day
alentines day
lentines day
entines day
ntines day
tines day
ines day
nes day
es day
s day
day
ay
ayyyy ayyyyyyyy pizza rolls

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Sophie*
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February 15, 2014 2:51am UTC

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
clock: 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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sleepy*
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February 15, 2014 7:42am UTC

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles
and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

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dreamer*
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February 15, 2014 8:34am UTC

Me: oh that's cute!
Me: *checks price tag*
Me: no it's not.

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Sophie*
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February 10, 2014 8:30am UTC

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye ma.sturbation

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Fay*
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February 10, 2014 2:08pm UTC

Zombies
(n.) The only men that will love you for
you brain

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Sophie*
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February 12, 2014 8:18am UTC

me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!

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sleepy*
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February 12, 2014 3:28pm UTC

Ihave childhood
memories that I am
not 100% sure if they
actually happened or if
I dreamed about them
i really don't know

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Sophie*
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February 13, 2014 8:08am UTC

Me:Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents:Ok, cool.
Me:Your luggage is outside

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dreamer*
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February 13, 2014 10:17am UTC

jesus: mom I told you I didn't want a big party
mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

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Fay*
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January 28, 2014 12:29pm UTC

format by ethanol~
format by ethanol~
Justin Bieber : *murders someone*
Fans: Stop judging him. He is only 19 he is allowed to make mistakes

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Sophie*
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January 30, 2014 7:24am UTC

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