Shinanboo's Favorites

JirachiGirl
posted a quote
November 10, 2014 6:43pm UTC

Me: What are taxes and how do I pay for them?
School system: Worry not.
School system: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 31 points

BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 3:13am UTC

it seems like everyone wanted to be a ballerina or a princess or a vet when they were little but i wanted to be the Very Hungry Caterpillar because idk man i just thought that eating heaps of food and turning into a butterfly was the kind of career path i wanted to take

👍 this is good · read the comments · 577 points

glitter162*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC

It's funny how if you get an A
on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 586 points

LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 11:10am UTC

Maroon 5?
I think you mean,
"Adam Levine and the guys who stand behind him."

👍 this is good · read the comments · 609 points

CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Today,
I got my first instagram hate.
You wanna know what I woke up to?
'kill yourself'
And you know what I did?
I laughed and ate a pretzel

👍 this is good · read the comments · 663 points

yourcool
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 12:31pm UTC

do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts
when you're in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random thoughts in your head like "ooh cupcakes, and raindrops and teacups."

👍 this is good · read the comments · 632 points

bye*
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 4:02pm UTC

so my sister just randomly out of nowhere texts me, "hey do u want some pizza rolls i accidently made 80"
80.
80.
80.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 651 points

yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:15pm UTC

i feel like i've done enough good stuff that
i now deserve to be stuck in an elevator with a cute boy.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 684 points

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 3:19pm UTC

North Korea, eat a Snickers. You get a little
nuclear terroristic when you're hungry.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 702 points

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in
my family, so on must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But, I think it's Colin.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 719 points

jimmy365
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 6:09pm UTC

what a wonderful winter we're having this spring
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

👍 this is good · read the comments · 748 points

jimmy365
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC

imagine
reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

👍 this is good · read the comments · 736 points

ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 3:36pm UTC

I wish we could feed our fat to the starving children in Africa
it would solve obesity in the United States
and starvation in Africa

👍 this is good · read the comments · 800 points

yourcool
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 3:46pm UTC

puberty either makes you a
hot god or a potatoe.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 803 points

yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:32pm UTC

girl pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
guy's pockets: can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbors dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of hawaii, and half of jupiter.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 782 points