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Mackenna
posted a quote
May 7, 2011 3:07pm UTC

If you die ;;
in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button

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grace_xo
posted a quote
May 7, 2011 12:12pm UTC

Waving to the security cameras
when you enter a store.
~ ♥ ~

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
May 7, 2011 3:18pm UTC

You're such a lovely friend .
You spread rumors about me .
Tell all of my secrets to everyone .
Talk crap behind my back .
Stole the one I loved .
&&I especially love how you
still act like we are best friends .

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blueeyes13
posted a quote
May 7, 2011 2:01pm UTC

To do list-
- Marry a guy named Jesse.
- Have a girl named Stacy.
- Become Jesse's girl and Stacy's mom.
not my format

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
May 7, 2011 2:54pm UTC

If you're going to lie ,
at least make it
a little believable .

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
May 7, 2011 3:23pm UTC

&&If life really did have
a rewind or delete
button , I think I would
abuse that privilege .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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truegurl09
posted a quote
November 4, 2010 4:20pm UTC

Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
Please...
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.

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Titan4Life
posted a quote
December 20, 2009 8:04pm UTC

Yesterday.
the quiet kids phone went off in class. After he handed his phone to the
teacher, a jock who sat in front of him, turned around and said to him,
"Was that your girlfriend?" He looked the jock right in the eyes and
replied "No, it was yours". I couldn't stop
laughing all period.
♥MLIA♥

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smilimoose
posted a quote
August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC

A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

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ninsterrr
posted a quote
February 21, 2009 5:39pm UTC

i hated going to weddings.
all the grandmas would poke me
and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
when i started doing it to them at
f u n e r a l s .
not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?

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MeBeNiKsiE
posted a quote
December 10, 2010 2:48pm UTC

TODAY,
I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
I l o v e t h i s k i d .
MLIA :)

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WittyStuffB
posted a quote
March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC

What the hell was God thinking?
Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

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Nessazhere
posted a quote
December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC

Favorite if:
-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

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XXKatiiKatXX120
posted a quote
August 21, 2010 8:56pm UTC

THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE FREAKY GIRL IN YOUR GRADE THAT'S OBSESSED WITH HORSES♥

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xomiissyyxo
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC

my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
" at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
notmine

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hiddenshadows
posted a quote
May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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Little Wolf*
posted a quote
July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC

Only ninjas can read this quote.
Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

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fuckyeahquotes
posted a quote
July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC

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