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Hale_Storm18
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May 18, 2013 9:11am UTC

Now taking applications for my gang. Please, have your mom sign the
permission slip and turn it in by next Wednesday.

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 10:14pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you don't know if you should hug someone or not..

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Butterbear
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May 17, 2013 5:51pm UTC

What comes after one?
Beliebers: "Time!"
Directioners: "Direction!"
Everyone else: "Two?!"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 10:18pm UTC

"Stop being over dramatic," they say.
"I don't know what you mean." I say as I descend from the ceiling surrounded by mist.

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kristabff
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May 17, 2013 5:30pm UTC

And as I watch the tears roll down your cheeks,
I laugh because i hate you.

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zer0*
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 3:22pm UTC

hey this is just a very normal and
serious text post with no hidden
meaning whatsoever

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lovelyandtheworld13
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 8:29am UTC

if it actually started raining men
i think i would just start crying and really terrified
and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball
and pretend i couldn't hear the sound of slamming bodies
up on my roof
under no circumstanes would i think 'hallelujah'.

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Abigiggles*
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March 5, 2013 7:45pm UTC

Friends buy you lunch.
Bestfriends eat your lunch

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promisemeaforever
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January 3, 2013 2:54pm UTC

"And they lived happily-ever-after."
but who said together?

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dolph*
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January 3, 2013 10:52am UTC

R.I.P To the Children, Animals, Adults and the Elderly that die everyday but aren't mentioned in the media because they are not famous.

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lovecrazy
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January 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 2:37pm UTC

BEWARE: Smoking weed can have dangerous side effects
such as never shutting up about the fact you smoke weed.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 4:44pm UTC

brother: There's only one fruit roll up left. We're going to have to split it.
brother's friend: Okay...
brother's friend: Are we 'lady and the tramp'ing this?

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definingdetails
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September 14, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
Popular Girl: My boyfriend's arms.
Teacher: Aww
Class: Aww
World: Aww
Me: My fridge.
Teacher:
Class:
World:
Popular Girl:
Me: Aww
tumblr/nmq

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lolz62
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 11:05pm UTC

My 10 year old little sister and I talking about One Direction
Her: If I was a cow...I wouldn't mind if they milked me...
Me: Oh...My...God...what have I done to you
true story.

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blankwolf*
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 10:34am UTC

Today's my birthday.
And I never, ever knew I'd be living still..

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May 19, 2012 10:12am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Without_A_Fight
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May 19, 2012 9:05am UTC

credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
When I walk through a spider web,
it's so amazing how
I am all the sudden a black belt
in Tae Kwon Do.

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