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  1. LoveByWhisper LoveByWhisper
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    That horrible moment,
    wHen THe TeacHers picK THe
    Partners for you.

  2. LoveByWhisper LoveByWhisper
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    EPIC FAILS.
    FAV IF THESE HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU.
    I've tried splashing my face like the acne commercials.
    My result?
    NoT a clean face. BuT a waTer-covereD floor.

    I've tried batting my eyelashes like the girls in the movies.
    My result?
    A very creepeD ouT Boy, wHo assumeD I HaD a TwiTcH.

    I've tried to cry like the beautiful girls in movies.
    My result?
    Black streaks, and a snotty nose.

  3. confessioncentral confessioncentral
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    Kid: Mom, can I wear a mini-skirt today?
    Mom: No!
    Kid: Can I wear lipstick?
    Mom: No!
    Kid: Can I wear high heels?
    Mom: No!
    Kid: But mom, I'm 18 years old!
    Mom: I know John, I know..

  4. LillyLoux3 LillyLoux3
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    Let's have a contest of who can pretend to care less.
    Don't text me first? We won't text today.
    Don't make an effort to hang out with me? We won't see each other today.
    Don't make an attempt to talk to me? We won't talk today.
    You really want to be with me? Prove it.
    I can promise you that I won't lose.


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  6. xoczxolyfe xoczxolyfe
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    &who Else
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Has always wanted to die, see how people to take it,and then come back to life


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  8. wassupruthie wassupruthie
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 1:58pm UTC
    We should get jerseys 'cause we make a good team, but yours would look better than mine, 'cause your outta my league.

     


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  10. TopsyTurvy TopsyTurvy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    Sometimes,
    I Just wish someone would ask me the question.
    The question that people so many people get the chance to lie about for an answer.
    It's not a big question.
    It just shows that SOMEONE actually cares.
    When will someone actually care enough to ask me;
    "Are you ok?"


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  12. black_ninja87 black_ninja87
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    hey you there...
    yes you
    your the most beautiful person i have ever seen ♥

  13. funnibunni143 funnibunni143
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 5:59pm UTC
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  14. smilegurl smilegurl
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    I'd give all I have hunny, ♥
    if you could stay like that..


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  16. Julieeex3 Julieeex3
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    Underneath This Smile
    my world is s l o w l y caving in
    All the while ;;
    I'm hanging on instead of letting go
    could you be the one to save me
    from every bad habit
    that has helped me dig this hole?
    I've been hiding out for miles
    Underneath This Smile </3


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  18. NewBeginnigns_ NewBeginnigns_
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    Waiting is painful,
    [Forgetting is powerful]
    But not knowing what to do
    is the worst kind of suffering.

    notminebutissotrue
    not my format

  19. imjustakid imjustakid
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    February 28, 2011 7:58pm UTC
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  20. shoutittotheworldd shoutittotheworldd
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    T his g irs status was:
    {like and i will rate you 1-10 on your looks}
    And some one liked it.
    she gave that girl a zero.
    funny part is
    shes her twin...
    lol true stuff ^^

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