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Shaunachuu
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Witty: There was an error adding your comment. Slow down my friend.
Me: I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND
Witty:
Me : I'M SORRY BABY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOUT AT YOU
Witty:
Me : TAKE ME BACK , PLEASE
Witty:
Me : I WONT DO IT AGAIN, I PROMISE
Witty:
Me:
Witty:
The dinosours:
The queen of hearts:
Voldemort:
Spongebob:
My mum : You have problems...

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Shaunachuu
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 3:54pm UTC

When your best friend has a boyfriend
Most people : Omg, Im soo going to be the maid of honor, okay?
Me : OKAY SO WERE GOING WITH TEAL FOR MY DRESS FOR WHEN I'M MAID OF HONOR,YES?OKAY NOW THAT WE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY, BABY NAMES. My name for it's first or middle name?See I was thinking first but I dont think anyone quite pulls it of like I do. AND YOUR FUTURE HOME, HOW COULD I FORGET. Be near me, and keep a good stock of ice cream; You see I do love ice cream and we just need it for when I visit ofcourse.

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Shaunachuu
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August 14, 2012 10:05am UTC

In the rain
Every other girl at my school : My haiir! I spent forever on it this morning and my make up, oh my god look at me!!
All the boys : *Busy spiking there hair with rain water*
Me: *Golumn like noise* MY PRECIOOUS
OH MY GOD MY POOR PHONE
It's all right baby,mummys here
The mean rain cant harm you now
AND OMG MY LAPTOP AT HOME
he will be so scared

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Shaunachuu
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 2:09pm UTC

Stuff students say :
Can we have class outside?
Can we watch a movie?
I don't get it.
You never taught us this!
What's the worst I can do on the final without failing?
Are we gonna get quizzed in this?
Can this be a group quiz?
When am I ever actually going to use this?
Can we use a calculator?
I'm hungry
What time is it?
When does this lesson finish?

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Shaunachuu
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 3:59pm UTC

*Sitting in my technological studies class*
Teacher : Now who can tell me what kind of wood this is?
Me: THAT. IS. MAHOGANY.
Teacher: Yes, yes it is. Well done.
Me: I wasn't serious,BUT HAHA I GOT IT RIGHT. IN YOUR FACE, SMART KIDS.
True story.

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Shaunachuu
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June 17, 2012 2:41pm UTC

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Shaunachuu
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May 23, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Friend : Hey,whats that your eating can I have a bit of i-
Me : -Licks it.-
Me : I do not share food, You eat this and you will recieve my germs.
Just me that does this?

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Shaunachuu
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 5:33pm UTC

Me : I do not judge people before I get to know them.
Random person : I hate your favourite band/singer.
Police : So tell us what happened
Me : So yes I was just out on my morning jog and found this dead body floating in the lake.

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Shaunachuu
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 3:35pm UTC

Normal people : I'm mad.
My friend : YOU!YOU GO AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS SO I CAN KILL YOUR BOYFRIEND AND WIDOW YOU.
My other friend : Babies take nine months!Just kill him as he is;)

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Shaunachuu
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 1:29pm UTC

Looking through your facebook,
and wondering why you were even allowed on the internet.

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Shaunachuu
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 4:00pm UTC

Today my home economics teacher was not in
So we got another teacher
When the bell rang at 3:30
We all stood up and gathered our things together
All of us were told to sit back down again
But one boy in my class, wouldn't sit down
So the teacher shouted
'SIT DOWN YOU HORRIBLE CREATURE'
That teacher, is a legend;)

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Shaunachuu
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 4:29pm UTC

Some people really need a high five, in the face
With a chair.

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