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  1. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    Liking your own status
    Is like high-fiving yourself.
    nmf/nmq.

  2. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 9:47am UTC
    I have a pen, you have a phone number,
    Think of the possibilities.
    nmf.

  3. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 2:07pm UTC
    Type at me bro,
    I've got my caps lock on.
    nmf/nmq.

  4. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 11:05am UTC
    Credit-kclove5layouts
    Not sending a chain letter on and thinking,
    'Come at me bro.'
    Format by kclove5layouts

  5. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 9:40am UTC
    All I want for Christmas is you!
    No, seriously. Get in the box.
    nmq.

  6. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 9:38am UTC
    No, Microsoft Word.
    I'm pretty sure I know how to spell my own name!

  7. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    You sir,
    Belong on a Hollister bag.
    nmq.

  8. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    If superglue sticks to any surface,
    Why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube?

  9. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    Wow, nice attitude.
    Where'd you get it?
    'Abercrombie and Bi­tch?'
    Format by XxprettixX
    nmq.

  10. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    Oh no, is that _____?
    OMG.
    WALK WALK WALK.
    Format by XxprettixX
    nmq.

  11. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 11:40am UTC
    When I was younger,
    'I'm telling' was the scariest sentence ever.♥
    nmf

  12. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 11:08am UTC
    Announcing that you need to pee
    Just because it feels necessary.
    nmf

  13. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 10:40am UTC
    I'd run for my life if there was a fire at school
    Not line up quietly.
    nmf/nmq.

  14. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    Learning how to spell 'glamorous'
    Because of Fergie.
    nmf.

  15. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    There's that one friend
    ///////////////// Who's absolutely beautiful, but she doesn't know it. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

  16. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    Get real.
    Nobody's going to form a single line if the building's on fire.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    'Feel my legs!'
    'Why?'
    'I just shaved.'

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:11pm UTC
    That phase
    where you get so depressed
    that you hate everything.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 8:55am UTC
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  20. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 8:27am UTC
    The awkward
    When you already read 'moment' in your head.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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