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Sharpie

1. Sharpie
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2011 5:56pm UTC
   I JUSTWISH YOU COULD
   see that when you talk to other girls how it makes me feel ♥
   
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2. Sharpie
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2011 2:56pm UTC
   The New's
   is always depressing
   "tonights top story 7 year old gets shot"
   "Families house burns down and are left with nothing" "
   "A memorial service is planned for the local solider who lost his life in Iraq"
   "20 year old who was missing has now been found dead"
   "Mother of 5 , robs bank for money to feed her children"
   " 14 year old boy kills himself due to bullying"
   So i only watch the weather because it seems like a safe thing to watch
   Until this week when all they have talked about is "hurricane Irene" & it's future destruction
   ♥
   
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3. Sharpie
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2011 9:17am UTC
   Ive been waiting
   over a week for my new phone
   to get shipped to me
   & when i heard the knock on my door this morning i ran fast
   I almost gave the FedEx man a hug I was so happy
   
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4. Sharpie
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2011 8:26am UTC
   Music
   comforts me when I'm down
   Makes me dance all around
   Reminds me of the past & helps me dream of a better future
   Music is my security blanket
   ♥
   
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5. Sharpie
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2011 1:54pm UTC
   Does anyone know how to add things you made in Microsoft word into "adding quote" ?
   please help , i will follow and fave your quotes !
   
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6. Sharpie
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2011 9:38pm UTC
   Bridget save it
   we know you have a blankey
   we know his name is rick
   & i know it's in your backpack
   Now who wants to snuggle ?
   best commercial ever
   
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7. Sharpie
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2011 7:37pm UTC
   Convo with Cleverbot
   Cleverbot : you look nice
   Me & my sister : * looks around room for stalker*
   Cleverbot: *Im underneath you*
   Me & my sister : * runs screaming out of the room*
   
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8. Sharpie
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2011 7:12pm UTC
   Dear A ,,
   I'm dying to know who you are to
   Sincerely
   The viewer's of pretty Little Liars
   
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9. Sharpie
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2011 6:54pm UTC
   When I get a drink
   from a fast food place
   I now tell them
   \\\\\\ to hold the ice //////
   Since usually their drinks
   are made up of 90% of ice and 10% of actual drink
   
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10. Sharpie
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    F u ! , Fu ! , Fu !
    except you [your cool]
    
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11. Sharpie
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    I just want to be
    someone's everything ♥
    
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12. Sharpie
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    "Goes on witty"
    & see's
    same formats over and over
    & thinks " thats original"
    
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13. Sharpie
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    When some one tells you Not to lean back in a chair & you don't listen to them then five seconds later you fall on your bum
    
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14. Sharpie
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    l If i had one wish l
    I'd ask for more wishes
    
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15. Sharpie
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    Her [heart] belongs to him
    But her brain knows
    he will never feel the same
    
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16. Sharpie
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 8:18am UTC
    Next time
    a guy comes near me
    Wearing to much cologne
    I'm going to cough a little louder
    & pretend to pass out because of the smell
    See how much he wears next time
    After seeing that happen
    See how much he wears next time
    
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17. Sharpie
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 8:06am UTC
    When I see a quote
    that asks me to
    >>>>>Fave
    I make like opposite day
    & don't
    NMF
    
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18. Sharpie
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 8:01am UTC
    Every time when I realize
    that I like a guy
    I always act more nervous and weird
    I don't do it on purpose i just can't help it
    
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19. Sharpie
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 7:46am UTC
    Seeing all the quotes
    that are about love
    & feeling even more
    Single than before ♥
    
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20. Sharpie
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    Texting convo
    1st person : hey whts up ?
    2nd person: nm just got out of the shower
    1st person:(thinks)"gee thanks for instantly putting that image in my head" 0_o
    
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