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SharkInTheWater

1. SharkInTheWater
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2011 10:59pm UTC
   Thank God I Was Born In The 90's
   Or I wouldn't have anything to be proud of.
   
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2. SharkInTheWater
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2011 10:25pm UTC
   If Being Near A Dementor
   Meant That I Would Get To Eat Free Chocolate
   I'd Go To Azkaban
   
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3. SharkInTheWater
   posted a quote
   February 15, 2011 4:48pm UTC
   Is anyone else having a crappy week?
   I sure am.
   
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4. SharkInTheWater
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2011 5:30pm UTC
   A girl went to a party and
   she ended up staying longer than she
   planned, and had to walk home alone.
   She wasn't afraid
   because it was a small town, and she lived
   only a few blocks away.
   As she walked along under the tall elm
   trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
   harm and danger.
   When she reached the alley, which was a
   short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
   However, halfway down the alley she
   noticed a man standing at the end as
   though he were waiting for her.
   She became uneasy and began to pray,
   asking for God's protection.
   Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
   and security wrapped round her, she felt as
   though someone was walking with her.
   when she reached the end of the alley,
   she walked right past the man and arrived
   home safely.
   The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
   twenty minutes after she had been there.
   Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
   the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
   Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
   help this young woman, she decided to go to the
   police station.
   She felt she could recognize the man,
   so she told them her story.
   The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
   She agreed and immediately pointed out
   the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
   When the man was told he had been
   identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
   The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
   and asked if there was anything they could do
   for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
   Diane was curious as to why he had not
   attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
   She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
   Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
   Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
   Repost this if you truly
   believe in God
   PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
   "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
   stand up for Him.
   51% won't repost this
   
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5. SharkInTheWater
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2011 5:07pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment
   When Wondering If Your Awkward Moment Is Awkward Enough To Become An Awkward Moment.
   
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6. SharkInTheWater
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2011 5:04pm UTC
   Some People Ask Me If I Bought My Favorite Pair Of Jeans With The Really Big Holes At The Knees
   No. I destroyed the crap out of them.
   
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7. SharkInTheWater
   posted a quote
   January 14, 2011 4:05pm UTC
   Jacob: "No freaky virgos here."
   Haha Bella, You're a Leo Now
   B****!
   
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8. SharkInTheWater
   posted a quote
   January 14, 2011 3:33pm UTC
   You Broke My Heart
   But I've Been Told Not To Cry Over Stupid Things
   
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9. SharkInTheWater
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2011 10:51pm UTC
   That Smile You Gave Me Is Still Stuck On My Face
   
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10. SharkInTheWater
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    He Doesn't Look A Thing Like Jesus
    But He Talks Like A Gentleman
    Like You Imagined When You
    Were Young
    
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11. SharkInTheWater
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 12:44pm UTC
    That Feeling You Get When You
    Read Your REALLY Old Quotes And Thinking You Sound Stupid
    
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12. SharkInTheWater
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    It's...
    SHARK WEEK!!!
    
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13. SharkInTheWater
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 6:48pm UTC
    Dear Knight,
    Umm... Where are you? I can't seem to find you. I'm looking for your sliver armor in the crowd but all i see is gray.
    -LOTS of girls
    
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14. SharkInTheWater
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 9:09pm UTC
    "I Love How Im Loseing Every Thing I Ever Cared About"
    well you're certainly losing your grammar...
    Well you're certainly losing your grammer
    
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15. SharkInTheWater
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 6:42pm UTC
    Sometimes
    It Takes Those Little Things To Know How Much You Are Cared For
    
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16. SharkInTheWater
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 8:53am UTC
    I hate that feeling of
    Knowing You're Having The Time Of Your Life
    without me
    
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17. SharkInTheWater
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 5:52pm UTC
    Move On. It's Just
    A Chapter In The Past.
    But Don't Close The Book
    JUST TURN THE PAGE
    Not Mine.
    
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18. SharkInTheWater
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 5:17pm UTC
    So Today In English, We Were Going Over The Greek Myth Athena and Arachne,
    Mrs. Montour: So who would like to describe Arachne?
    John: Um... Emotional?
    Mrs. Montour: Why?!
    John: Well she tried to hang herself...
    We're more epic in person
    
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19. SharkInTheWater
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2010 7:04pm UTC
    Everyone Wants You To Leave
    FANTASY LAND
    But why?
    When it's the only place you're excepted?...
    
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20. SharkInTheWater
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2010 9:55pm UTC
    That Jealousy You Get When He
    Calls His Girlfriend Beautiful
    
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