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Shanaynor

1. Shanaynor
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   July 14, 2014 5:44pm UTC
   
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2. Shanaynor
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   July 3, 2014 3:48pm UTC
   Who wouldn't want to date me? I was "A pleasure to have in class"
   
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3. Shanaynor
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   July 1, 2014 3:34pm UTC
   Someone you haven't even met yet is wondering what it'd be like to meet someone like you
   
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4. Shanaynor
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   July 1, 2014 3:04pm UTC
   *wears same outfit as yesterday* Vintage
   
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5. Shanaynor
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   July 1, 2014 3:03pm UTC
   What if 911 called you?
   
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6. Shanaynor
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   July 1, 2014 3:01pm UTC
   How to be rad:
   Step 1. Be me
   Step 2. There are no other steps
   
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7. Shanaynor
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   June 27, 2014 8:25pm UTC
   "You'll never know where life is gonna take you. You'll never know where your life is gonna go. But you'll never be able to find out if you end it."
   -Shane Dawson
   
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8. Shanaynor
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   June 27, 2014 8:15pm UTC
   That's the thing about pain. It demands to be felt.
   
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9. Shanaynor
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   June 27, 2014 8:13pm UTC
   It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.
   
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10. Shanaynor
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    June 27, 2014 8:00pm UTC
    Wow so I haven't been on Witty in a while, but when I was, the top quotes has like 200-300 favs. Now they have 30....Wth happened???
    
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11. Shanaynor
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    June 26, 2014 10:21pm UTC
    *comes back to witty* *reads my old quotes* *cringes*
    
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12. Shanaynor
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    June 20, 2014 5:50pm UTC
    So today, my mom called me white eminem wow thanks mom
    
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13. Shanaynor
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    June 20, 2014 5:26pm UTC
    Ayyyyye I'm back
    
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14. Shanaynor
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    October 29, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    I could seriously live off of chicken fingers I'm not even kidding.
    
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15. Shanaynor
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    October 29, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    There's this girl in my French class and she said that her uncle's name is Jake and he works at State Farm so when he answers the phone and says, "Hi, this is Jake." people just pause in awe...
    
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16. Shanaynor
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    October 29, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    Happy Halloween, Psychopaths
    
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17. Shanaynor
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    October 20, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    I'll spend forever wondering if you knew I was enchanted to meet you
    
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18. Shanaynor
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    October 20, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    There's a fire inside of you, that can't help but shine through
    
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19. Shanaynor
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    October 6, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    Scariest 6 word story:
    My mom turned off the wifi
    
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20. Shanaynor
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    September 30, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    Hello friends! I need to bring Witty offline tonight to migrate the databases again. I plan to do this around 10pm EDT. After the database has been moved Witty will be fast again. Sorry! -Steve
    Me: STEVE WHY MUST YOU TAKE AWAY MY LIFE?
    
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