Shainaluvturtles

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Shainaluvturtles

Status: Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive.

Member Since: 15 Nov 2011 06:44pm

Last Seen: 3 Jan 2015 06:16pm

Location: on the toilet

Gender: F

user id: 238976

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Shainaluvturtles
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 5:00pm UTC

Am I the only one who has always wanted a Jet-X?

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Shainaluvturtles
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April 15, 2013 11:12pm UTC

Sometimes I think that what the Mayans predicted was true. Maybe not an asteroid falling to Earth or a solar flare wiping out the existence of the planet, but the ongoing wars, mass murders, terrorism, animal cruelty, greed, lack of appreciation for other people and their cultures, religions, ethnicities, or the animals we live alongside, and the resources we blindly take advantage of. Look around you, the end of the world is already here.

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Shainaluvturtles
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 6:53pm UTC

hey here's an idea
if you see a quote on gay marriage that you dont like, dont bother.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Shainaluvturtles
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 10:02pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Shainaluvturtles
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 9:54pm UTC

so kidz bop is releasing a version of thrift shop
"Walk into school like what up i got a lunchbox?"
nmf

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Shainaluvturtles
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 5:56pm UTC

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not my format

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Shainaluvturtles
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Why do we try so hard to FIT IN
when there is nothing good to
FIT INTO?
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings
quote by: @shainaluvturtles

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Shainaluvturtles
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 9:45pm UTC

It bothers me that oranges are presliced, by nature..

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Shainaluvturtles
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 7:46pm UTC

a teenage girl sits at her laptop. she opens witty and types a quote
“most girls like one direction… but i don’t!! punk bands are wayyyyy better” suddenly, a trophy falls from the sky. the girl has done it. she is the most unique girl in the entire world. a choir of angels writes a hymn exalting her superiority to the rest of humanity.
nmq

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Shainaluvturtles
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 4:01pm UTC

when you're around someone so much,
for so long, they become a part of you,
and when they go away, you don't know
who you are without them.

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Shainaluvturtles
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Is UGH and emotion? Because i feel it all the time.
nmq

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Shainaluvturtles
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 5:25pm UTC

I wish i could let go of my troubles
like balloons

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Shainaluvturtles
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Most Families:
Daughter: Dad I got a boyfriend!
Dad: *loads shotgun*
My Family:
Me: Dad I got a boyfriend!
Dad: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA