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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* · 9 years ago
We should send this to the men complaining that they have been friendzoned, js.
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 9 years ago
Okay I'm sorry bby ;-; jk lol
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A_Zombie · 9 years ago
Actually sadists derive twisted pleasure from seeing others in pain
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A_Zombie · 9 years ago
srsly
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Amazing*Panda* · 9 years ago
im a loner, have no friends, and ppl who now me wan tme to die. so, I don't have a pack. and,, ya.
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Veronica Smith* · 9 years ago
i always go for the latter cuz the book is more interesting than the person asking me wat book it is.
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aMeErA · 9 years ago
Ughh Yess! & They talk to other girls And i be like bish whut!? :P
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♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* · 9 years ago
My boyfriend doesn't care.

He was rubbing my leg once and I was like, "You know, I haven't shaved my legs in a while. I hope you don't mind the fur." And he was like "I really don't care" and I was like "okay. C:"
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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* · 9 years ago
You are fabulous, just saying.
http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-dismantle-patriarchy.png
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Amazing*Panda* · 9 years ago
in a way
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Amazing*Panda* · 9 years ago
that's , like , what Hercules did... ya kinda creepy.
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Amazing*Panda* · 9 years ago
*dies laughing* what has Disney turned in to??? I remember dears who mothers got eaten, and women who make the toys move around the room and- oh wow. Disney has always been messed up.
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Amazing*Panda* · 9 years ago
idk, but they sure are tasty.
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Amazing*Panda* · 9 years ago
ikr!!
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Amazing*Panda* · 9 years ago
yes... until they whack them off and scream: LISTEN!!
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Amazing*Panda* · 9 years ago
really? I was think of killing my ex... if I had one...
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Amazing*Panda* · 9 years ago
I have a major spider phobia...
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Amazing*Panda* · 9 years ago
don't forget suicidal.
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Amazing*Panda* · 9 years ago
I am so with u guys on that one!
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Amazing*Panda* · 9 years ago
unless ur crush askes for one, of coarse.
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