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  1. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Before you speak,
    T H I N K !
    T - is it true?
    H - is it helpful?
    I - is it inspiring?
    N - is it necessary?
    K - is it kind?
    everyone on witty should do this!

  2. Serotonin Serotonin
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    April 9, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    I knew, in the silence that followed,
    that anything could happen here.
    It might be too late: again,
    I might have missed my chance.
    But I would at least know I tried,
    that I took my heart and extended my hand, whatever the outcome.
    "Okay," he said. He took a breath. "What would you do, if you could do anything?"
    I took a step toward him,
    closing the space between us.
    "This," I said. And then I kissed him.
    - Sarah Dessen, The Truth About Forever

  3. Serotonin Serotonin
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    April 9, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    A ship is always safe at the shore but that it is not what it is buillt for.
    - Albert Einstein

  4. Serotonin Serotonin
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    April 8, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    Maybe it's the fault of our language
    but dreams are innocent and pictorial.
    Then let our dreams speak for us side by side,
    leg over leg,
    an electroencephalographic kiss
    flashing blue movies from temple to temple,
    as we lie gagged in sleep
    The Ecstasy - Phillip Lopate

  5. Serotonin Serotonin
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    April 5, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    π (Pi)
    Pi is an infinite, nonrepeating decimal - meaning that every possible number combination exists somewhere in pi. Converted into ASCII text, somewhere in that infinite string of digits is the name of every person you will ever love, the date, time, and manner of your death, and the answers to all the great questions of the universe. Converted into a bitmap, somewhere in that infinite string of digits is a pixel-perfect representation of the first thing you saw on this earth, the last thing you will see before your life leaves you, and all the moments, momentuous and mundane, that will occur between those two points.
    All information that has ever existed or will ever exist, the DNA of every being in the universe,
    EVERYTHING:
    all contained into the ratio of a circumference and a diameter
    MATHS IS ACTUALLY AMAZING, OKAY?

  6. Serotonin Serotonin
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    March 24, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    Words... They're innocent, neutral, precise,
    standing for this, describing that, meaning the other,
    so if you look after them you can build bridges
    across incomprehension and chaos.
    But when they get their corners knocked off,
    they're no good any more... I don't think writers are sacred,
    but words are.
    They deserve respect.
    If you get the right ones in the right order,
    you can nudge the world a little or make a poem
    which children will speak for you when you're dead.
    - Tom Stoppard, The Real Thing: A Play

  7. Serotonin Serotonin
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    March 23, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    Happiness has a violent roar. .

  8. Serotonin Serotonin
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    March 23, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Forget yesterday.
    It has already forgotten you.
    Don't sweat tomorrow.
    You haven't even met.
    Instead, open your eyes,
    and your heart,
    to a truly precious gift;
    today.

  9. Serotonin Serotonin
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    March 16, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    it's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not

  10. Serotonin Serotonin
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    March 16, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    Two things define you.
    your patience when you have nothing,
    and your attitude when you have everything.

  11. Serotonin Serotonin
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    March 14, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    Fantasy: I didn't eat for 3 days so I could be lovely.
    Reality: Don't f-cking talk to me, I haven't eaten for 3 days. I can't eat that, it'll make me gain weight. No I can't go out tonight I'm too tired due to a lack of nutrition combined with insomnia, and anyway I need to get my 4 hours of exercise.
    Fantasy: Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
    Reality: When you're starving yourself even a piece of chalk would be the most delicious thing in the world. All you can think about is food and even the smell of food makes you drool like a baby.
    Fantasy: Eating is cheating.
    Reality: Eating is essential to our survival. Starving never works in the long run and you have to eat sooner or later or you will die.
    Not mine, but I thought it was worth sharing.

  12. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    I AM MORE THAN JUST A GEEK
    I rescued the princess
    I stopped the reapers from wiping out all life in the galaxy
    I, a mortal, took revenge on the Gods
    I vanquished not one, but sixteen colossal beasts
    I escaped from Silent Hill
    I defeated a one-winged angel and gave the planet life again
    I learnt that the cake is a lie
    I saved Gotham city
    I caught 'em all
    I'M A GAMER

  13. Serotonin Serotonin
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    March 6, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
    by NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

  14. Serotonin Serotonin
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    March 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    Intelligence isn't about memorising - it's about understanding.

  15. Serotonin Serotonin
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    March 3, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    FACTS ABOUT YOU
    1. Your brain has the potential to remember everything you have ever experienced, read, heard and seen. The only problem is you can’t recall it, but it’s all in there somewhere.
    2. Your body is constantly replacing cells, so much so in fact, you have a completely different body than you did seven years ago.
    3. The amount of information your brain can hold is believed to be up to 1000 terabytes. The IBM supercomputer Watson, the one Jeopardy! contestants competed against earper in the year has 16 terabytes of RAM (what a dumb@ss).
    4. With the sp€rm in your testlcles right now (guys), you could repopulate Dallas, and it would take you 6 months to repopulate the entire planet.
    5. Everyone in your dreams you have seen while awake at some point in your life.
    6. In your lifetime you will eat about 50 tons of food (you fat b@stard!).
    7. To exercise your legs the same amount of exercise your eyes get, you would need to walk 50 miles a day, every day.
    8. In the next four years you will shed your body weight in dead skin.
    9. Your hair grows about 12 mm a month.
    10. You constantly sweat (about two pints a day).
    11. Pound for pound, when you were a baby you were stronger than an ox.
    12. You react at speeds of 170 mph.
    13. Aside from burning, your hair is so non-disintegrative it’s basically indestructible.
    14. 25,000,000 cells of you died while you read this sentence (but your body made 300 billion more of ‘em today, so don’t worry)
    15. You were one cell for half an hour.

  16. Serotonin Serotonin
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    March 3, 2013 4:35am UTC
    Weil ich gelernt habe,
    meine Gefühle so tief zu vergraben,
    dass ich sie manchmal selbst nicht finde.

  17. Serotonin Serotonin
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    February 27, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    Und ich hab so von dir erzählt, und alle so "du bist echt verknallt".

  18. Serotonin Serotonin
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    February 26, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    Once all the scientists die and go to heaven, they decide to play hide-n-seek.
    Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den. He is supposed to count up to 100 and then start searching.
    Everyone starts hiding except Newton.
    Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it, right in front of Einstein. Einstein counts ....97,98,99,100, opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front.
    Einstein says "Newton's out, Newton's out!"
    Newton denies this and says I am not out. He claims that he is not Newton. All the scientists come out and he proves that he is not Newton. How?
    Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m square. That means I am Newton per meter square.. Hence I am Pascal."

  19. Serotonin Serotonin
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    February 25, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    Everyone's cross to bear the crown they wear on endless holiday
    Everyone raises kids in a world that changes life to a bitter game

  20. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    GUARDING THE FLAME
    OF THOSE DEEP IN FIRE
    SEEKING out those with
    a voice

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