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SecretLife96
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November 2, 2013 12:00am UTC

So, short story...
Last night, I was out trick or treating.
I came to an old lady's house.
She said, "Sorry dear, I don't have any candy left."
I told her, "Thats okay, Happy Halloween!"
She handed me an un-opened jar of Nutella and said, "Happy Halloween to you to darling."
And well, long story short, I think I am in love with the old lady <3

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SecretLife96
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October 27, 2013 10:51pm UTC

I always wonder if dogs are yelling or simply talking. They bark so loud that it seems like they're yelling, but maybe they're just trying to say, "You look really pretty today." But we don't know because they are dogs and dogs bark.

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SecretLife96
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September 15, 2013 10:21pm UTC

I just fell up the stairs...
UP THE STAIRS.
How? Why? What?
Only me.

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SecretLife96
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September 15, 2013 10:08pm UTC

"My memory is so bad."
"How bad is it?"
"How bad is what?"
This is literally me.

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SecretLife96
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September 7, 2013 2:36am UTC

You ever have an obsession with a TV show and then when the series ends you just sit there silently crying, wondering why it's the end?

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SecretLife96
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September 5, 2013 9:53pm UTC

Does anyone else feel like trying on clothes
isn't all about "Looking Good"?
It's about looking skinny...

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SecretLife96
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September 5, 2013 4:02pm UTC

I think I'm starting to accept the fact that
I AM BI.

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SecretLife96
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September 5, 2013 1:05am UTC

I'm starting a NEW SCHOOL as a junior...any advice?
Never been to a new school before and I'm kind of nervous!

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SecretLife96
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September 4, 2013 2:58am UTC

Everyone remembers the day you were born.
Everyone will remember the day you die.
But only you will remember what happens in between.
Make it something you want to remember.

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SecretLife96
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September 4, 2013 2:27am UTC

I was doing my summer reading and I kid you not, it said:
"DO NOT HAVE $EX. YOU WILL GET AIDS. YOU WILL DIE. YOU WILL HAVE CHILDREN THAT YOU CANNOT SUPPORT. WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE MARRIED.
It was like Mean Girls in the making...

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SecretLife96
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August 21, 2013 3:55am UTC

Hey guys,
So this may not mean anything to you, but I think I am going to quit cheer tomorrow. I know this may seem like nothing, but being on cheer almost made me feel wanted...almost. Last year, I was on Varsity and this year I am not. I am not with my friends and am a junior on a jv team. The only junior. I feel like I am not good enough and I know it's all about working hard and stuff, but right now I don't think it's worth it. I am literally crying over this right now and I really need some guidance. Help a fellow wittian out?
Love,
Ali

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SecretLife96
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July 15, 2013 1:00am UTC

You don't know pain until you try to shave over mosquito bites...

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SecretLife96
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June 18, 2013 12:39am UTC

"I think you know something is wrong when you don't want to tell the truth."
-NCIS

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SecretLife96
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June 16, 2013 11:32pm UTC

Today I realized something. It doesn't matter where your father is, whether he be in a cemetary, in the military, in a different house then yours, or never in your life, he is still your father.
Some may disagree, but let me explain. A father is someone who created you, but a dad is someone who was there for you...at any point in your life. A daddy is someone who you want in your life. So next time you call your dad, "dad" remember the difference between a father and a dad.
Happy Daddy's Day

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SecretLife96
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June 11, 2013 10:58pm UTC

There was a preschooler who was flicking herself in the face, while saying "ow".
I asked her to stop & she said it was "fun".
This is a self-harmer in the making.
The sad part is she's only 3.
Be safe little girl.

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SecretLife96
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June 10, 2013 10:01pm UTC

So today, I was crying in the hallway because...well, I do that sometimes.
The seniors were walking in the halls to get their yearbook signed.
My friend (that I just met like a week ago) came up to me and asked if I was okay.
I couldn't speak, so all she did was put down her yearbook, and hugged me.
It's funny how one hug can make such a difference. Thank you. Just thank you.
P.S. To anyone else who's stressing because of finals, or grades, or college, or anything...
SUMMER IS ALMOST HERE.

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SecretLife96
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May 31, 2013 11:21pm UTC

Sometimes I want to be treated like an adult.
Other times I want to be treated like a little kid.
Do you see my dilemma?

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SecretLife96
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May 31, 2013 11:16pm UTC

I gave you my trust
And you threw it away.

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SecretLife96
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May 31, 2013 11:10pm UTC

I HATE when people talk about hanging out with each other right infront of you...
WHEN YOU'RE NOT INVITED.

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SecretLife96
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April 17, 2013 9:09pm UTC

My friend: I don't like eating goldfish one by one because I feel like I am tearing figh families apart; i'd rather eat whole families at a time.
Me: I used to name my goldfish and say "I'm eating..."
My other friend: *pulls out a bag of golfish*
Everyone in class: lolwut.

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