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SeXyPiMpNo2

1. SeXyPiMpNo2
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2005 11:39am UTC
   Ross: im going to climb down you now..Do u want me to climb down ur front so were face to face, or do u want me to climb down ur back so were..butt to face
   Joey:im thinking face to face works for me.
   *Ross starts to climb down*
   Joey:God ross how much do u weigh
   Ross: i refuse to answer that right now im still carrying a little holiday weight.
   Friends <33
   
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2. SeXyPiMpNo2
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   August 7, 2005 11:29am UTC
   a guy and his friends walk into a bar and they all see a beautiful woman. The mans friends dared him to go talk to her. All he could think of were pick up lines, so he went with that.
   Guy::Hey baby, how do u like ur eggs in the morning ;)
   Woman::Unfertalized.
   
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3. SeXyPiMpNo2
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   August 7, 2005 11:26am UTC
   I sware, from the moon in the stars in the sky ill be there
   For better for worse till death do us part ill love you forever you'll be in my hearts i sware..
   
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4. SeXyPiMpNo2
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   August 7, 2005 11:25am UTC
   The Both fell
   But in the end
   SHE ended up on her @$$
   
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5. SeXyPiMpNo2
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   June 1, 2005 6:26pm UTC
   NeVeR LeAvE mE
   ShOw mE u NeEd Me
   TuRn mE oN
   CuZ i NeVa WaNt yOu GoNe
   
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6. SeXyPiMpNo2
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2005 6:20pm UTC
   As we go on
   We Remember
   All the times we spent together
   And as are lives change
   Come whatever
   We will still be
   Friends forever
   
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7. SeXyPiMpNo2
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   June 1, 2005 6:18pm UTC
   what starts with "S" and ends with "X"?
   SPANDEX!!
   
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8. SeXyPiMpNo2
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   June 1, 2005 6:16pm UTC
   The smile on your face
   Lets me know that you need me
   Theres a truth in your eye
   Saying you'll never leave me
   The touch of your hand
   Says you'll catch me wherever i fall..
   You say it best, when you say nothing at all..
   
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9. SeXyPiMpNo2
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   June 1, 2005 6:14pm UTC
   It was the last day of school and a girl was giving all her guy frends hugs. Then she goes up to her boyfrend and his frends and they started to talk..
   Frend 1: are you gonna give him "some" since its the last day of school and all? because its like the guy law!
   Frend 2: (says to frend 1) well then u otta be arrested!!
   Aww man i LOVED 8th period with those PiMpS!!too bad its ova
   
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10. SeXyPiMpNo2
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    April 24, 2005 1:52pm UTC
    Never let anyone bring you down
    Because you only get one shot at life..
    
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11. SeXyPiMpNo2
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    April 24, 2005 1:34pm UTC
    Me MiSS yOo?
    Hunny PLEASE!
    i dont need you
    Ur LiKe A DiSeAsE..
    
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12. SeXyPiMpNo2
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    April 24, 2005 1:31pm UTC
    *Sw3eT* aS $uGaR
    !HoTT! aS FiRe
    ii Am WhAt ThE B.o.ii.S DeSiRe
    LooKs Kute in MS reference sans in black but HOTT in red size 8
    
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