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sexxychickk
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Do you ever get a
Weird crush on someone
That's not even attractive
But your just attracted to
Them && you don't know why

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 3:19pm UTC

Do you ever wonder
if anyone reads your quotes like everyday
just to check on you?

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 11:25pm UTC

Does anyone else hate it when the guy you like never texts you back but the guy you dont like that likes you wont leave you alone

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Onism*
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 6:04pm UTC

"I went downstairs and watched a half-hour-long commercial that advertised an exercise machine. They kept flashing a 1-800 number, so I called it. The woman who picked up the other end of the phone was named Michelle. And I told Michelle that I was a kid and did not need an exercise machine, but I hoped she was having a good night.
That's when Michelle hung up on me. And I didn't mind a bit"
-Perks of being a Wallflower

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 12:36pm UTC

Work for a cause,
not for applause.
Live life to express,
not to impress.
Don't strive to make
your presence noticed,
just make your absence felt.

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XworryingmidnightX*
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 6:16pm UTC

There's an old tale that claims true love will never go unrequited.
The story goes that even though it may not be at the same time, when one person falls in love, at some point in their lifetime, the other person will love them back.

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 8:07pm UTC

Plot Twist: One Direction releases a song about Taylor Swift.

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1hockey2lax3crazy
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 8:07pm UTC

Me: Hey, I like your shirt.
Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two puerto rican children

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3moCupcake
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 8:15pm UTC

Some random girl: So like, she did this and I thought we were best friends and she was EVERYTHING to me, we did EVERYTHING together, and BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Me: YEAH, that sounds like a personal problem.

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 3:31pm UTC

you had me at "hello", there was really no need
for you to add "you're under arrest."

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC

one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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MissOpportunist
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 8:25pm UTC

I want to add a quote that gets
69
faves
Just me?

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 8:40pm UTC

Bunnylover43 Format
Today....
My class was learning about the Miranda rights...and all I kept thinking about that 21 Jump Street scene
"You have the right to.....suck my d/ck, motherf/cker!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC

my friend
knows a guy called
Glen Coco and everyone’s
always saying
“You go, Glen Coco”
to him but he’s
never seen Mean Girls so
he just thinks people are
really supportive
format jimmy365

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:32pm UTC

school attendance
would go up by like 300% if we had
cool padded swirly chairs or
bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs
harder than the rock that gets
stuck at the bottom of your shoe
format jimmy365

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*Vampire*
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 6:10pm UTC

I WANT YOU TO PROMISE ME SOMETHING
if you love someone, you tell them.
Even if you're scared that it's not the right thing.
Even if you're scared that it will cause problems.
Even if you're scared that it will burn your life to the ground,
YOU SAY IT AND YOU SAY IT LOUD.
And then you go from there...
- Mark Sloan

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Suffering
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 6:57pm UTC

it's easy for you,
you're pretty.

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theawkwardauthor
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Normal teenagers when they get in trouble: lol whatever
Me when I get in trouble: OH GOD I'M THE WORST PERSON ON THE PLANET. WHY DO MY PARENTS STILL HAVE ME? WHY DO I HAVE FRIENDS? I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING. STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID IDIOT.

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